GRcade Pirates FC IV - Stoke, Wolves, Sunderland p80

Could you post my coach report please, gaffer?

Preezy wrote:Could you post my coach report please, gaffer?

Cosmo wrote:It's been a pleasure playing alongside most of you, and a complete chore being at the same club as one person.

Farewell.

18/6 - Skippy scores in a 2-1 win over France for England U21s. The rest of the squad that went played too

20/6 - Stu signs a new contract at £15,750 pw until June 2014, when he'll be 30 and hunted down by the Sandmen
- Memento Mori has also signed a new contract until 2015 with a wage packet of £30,000 pw

21/6 - Red Devil now earns £36,500 pw and Mori's wage rises to match it
- Skippy signs a new contract for £27,000 pw and blackoutHERO will now get £24,500 pw

23/6 - SpaceJebus signs a new contract for £18,000 pw

Mori earning £36,500 p/w? :lol:

How much am I on? :shifty:

Have we appointed Peter Ridsdale to the board or something? :lol:

Can I have my coach report as well Cuttooth?

Cosmo wrote:Mori earning £36,500 p/w?

Not nearly enough but I'm incredibly loyal to the Pirates.

I want a new contract.

So are you going to post a pic of the entire squad info for the new season, Coach?

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Memento Mori wrote:Can I have my coach report as well Cuttooth?

There's not much to it. Your Current Ability is three and a half stars, which is pretty good.

25/6 - Stu has been named GRcade's Fans' Player of the Year
- GRcade Best Eleven 2010/11

- GRcade's first Premier League match of the campaign will be away to Everton. The first home game will be against newly promoted Burnley
- I'm setting my sights for a top half finish for this season
- GRcade's new youth players are gooseberry fool
- Cardiff want Dante and are offering £50,000 to make it happen
- England U21s beat France 3-1 in the final to win the U21 European Championship

To save some time, here's what my assistant manager (with a judging ability rating of 20) thinks of you all. Except those still on loan:

- We have been priced at 2000-1 to win the Premier League title

Oh for strawberry floats sake, you AM has just got it in for me

Cosmo wrote:How much am I on?

£28.5k

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wow £50,000... I feel sooooo wanted and important :cry:

3.5 stars \o/

Cuttooth wrote:
Cosmo wrote:How much am I on?

£28.5k

That's not bad Cosmo. Of course it's not £36.5k.

Cuttooth wrote:
Cosmo wrote:How much am I on?

£28.5k

New car time. 8-)

Dante wrote:wow £50,000... I feel sooooo wanted and important

Do you want to try and stick it out at GR?

I am so gooseberry fool.

Cuttooth wrote:
Dante wrote:wow £50,000... I feel sooooo wanted and important

Do you want to try and stick it out at GR?

Damn striaght i'm staying boss. I'm going to fight my way into the team this year 8-)

As a frame of reference, he gives a solid three stars as meaning a "decent to good Premier League player". However, you may have sort of peaked, melly. Two and a half stars is usually a leading Championship to decent PL level.

GRcade Pirates FC IV - Stoke, Wolves, Sunderland p80

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