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Cuttooth wrote:
Cosmo wrote:Still waiting on my Lyon debut. Easy money for the Pirates I think.

I'm going to do your updates at the beginning of each month. You've made a couple of appearances I think.

That's all for tonight, pending Stu's possible shock announcement.

Its me signing isn't it?

:shifty:

Goat playing. :wub:

Can't even keep a clean sheet against Burnley.

Almeria can go strawberry float themselves.

Cuttooth wrote:
Wiggles wrote:I want to stay and hope that me-chimp and bork get long term injuries.

You want you, chimp, and bork to get injuries? What kind of team player are you? You are getting sooooold.

I just want chimp and bork to get injured, not me. :shifty:

Wiggles wrote:
Cuttooth wrote:
Wiggles wrote:I want to stay and hope that me-chimp and bork get long term injuries.

You want you, chimp, and bork to get injuries? What kind of team player are you? You are getting sooooold.

I just want chimp and bork to get injured, not me.

Make up your mind, you want him to get injured then you don't want m-e to get injured? Your continued rejection from the Irish national team has clearly unhinged you. You are getting sooooooooold.

jamcc wrote:And me?

By this I was asking if there was any loan interest in me.

Probably but I'm not checking.

jamcc wrote:
jamcc wrote:And me?

By this I was asking if there was any loan interest in me.

For my second zinger of the day; there's as much loan interest for you as there is female interest for you, i.e. none!

I am totally on form. 8-)

But not in the game.

Cuttooth wrote:
Wiggles wrote:
Cuttooth wrote:
Wiggles wrote:I want to stay and hope that me-chimp and bork get long term injuries.

You want you, chimp, and bork to get injuries? What kind of team player are you? You are getting sooooold.

I just want chimp and bork to get injured, not me.

Make up your mind, you want him to get injured then you don't want m-e to get injured? Your continued rejection from the Irish national team has clearly unhinged you. You are getting sooooooooold.

I think there's some confusion, this is what I want:

maneater-chimp: Achilles tendon rupture, 8-10 months out.
teh bork: Broken leg, 6-8 months out.
Wiggles: Healthy, happy, and leading the Pirates to their first ever league win.

You know you're ahead of bork in the pecking order, right? :lol:

Yeah, but having him injured puts him ahead indefinitely.

Cuttooth wrote:You know you're ahead of bork in the pecking order, right?

I'm still going to break his leg. 8-)

Oh really? :lol:

In that case I retract my previous statement, and i'm happy to see young me-chimp get some much needed experience in until the big games where he is obviously too inexperienced to be trusted. :shifty:

24/8 - GRcade's error-prone centre-back Caliban is hounded off Twitter hours after creating an account after a torrent of abuse from Pirates fans.

@caliban52 what time do grcade kick off on saturday? i heard it's every ten minutes when you start

@caliban52 you make red devil look like franz beckenbauer

@caliban52 i've gooseberry fool better players than you

Cuttooth wrote:
Cosmo wrote:Still waiting on my Lyon debut. Easy money for the Pirates I think.

I'm going to do your updates at the beginning of each month. You've made a couple of appearances I think.

That's all for tonight, pending Stu's possible shock announcement.

The rumour mill was twisting my comments. It's all cool skip.

Spindash wrote:24/8 - GRcade's error-prone centre-back Caliban is hounded off Twitter hours after creating an account after a torrent of abuse from Pirates fans.

@caliban52 what time do grcade kick off on saturday? i heard it's every ten minutes when you start

@caliban52 you make red devil look like franz beckenbauer

@caliban52 i've gooseberry fool better players than you

I'll have you know I'm very important to this team. I'm intentionally gooseberry fool so I can take my position as the Lightning Rod, distracting fans so they have a figure of hate they can all focus on instead of noticing the petty sideline squabbles currently occurring, a la Niklas Bendtner, Robinho, post-Utd Beckham, Steven Gerrard etc.

Spindash wrote:
@caliban52 you make red devil look like franz beckenbauer

Wtf noone deserves that.

Cuttooth wrote:Probably but I'm not checking.

Caliban wrote:
jamcc wrote:
jamcc wrote:And me?

By this I was asking if there was any loan interest in me.

For my second zinger of the day; there's as much loan interest for you as there is female interest for you, i.e. none!

I am totally on form. But not in the game.

Too close the the bone man.

jamcc wrote:Too close the the bone man.

Is the question "What part of Jam's body are women going nowhere near?"

Last edited by jamcc on Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:30 am, edited 2 times in total.

jamcc walks out of GRcade training

GRcade superstar jamcc stormed off in training today following a bust up with team mate Caliban. The sensational walk out has fired up ongoing rumours of a big-money move to Chelsea or Barcelona.

More to follow.

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