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Omegle
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:45 pm
by Irene Demova
(Without the "offensive opening post")
Lets get the ball rolling again
Re: Omegle
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:50 pm
by The People's ElboReformat
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: tell me something
You: My name is Eighthours and I am going to lock this
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Re: Omegle
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:08 pm
by zXe
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: john connor?
You: yea this is john connor I'm from the future
Stranger: john connor you must be terminated
Stranger: dont try to run
Stranger: mission complete *shutting down*
You: Well that's no going to happen, because I must save humanity
Stranger: *rebooting*
Stranger: you cannot save humanity because i am going to kill you
You: Hang on, there was some flash outside my house. 1 sec m8.
Stranger: get back here
You: *gunshot*
.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Stranger: *rebooting in 20 seconds*
You: Hello
Stranger: 10
Stranger: 9
You: I've terminated John Connor
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 7
Stranger: strawberry float EYAHAHHAH
Stranger: well done
You: Idiot actually answered the door...
Stranger: brb future
Re: Omegle
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:26 pm
by frogg
Ahhh I feel so much better, Omegle is strawberry floating awesome.
I hate being asked A/S/L though
Re: Omegle
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:44 pm
by The People's ElboReformat
killaroo wrote:I hate being asked A/S/L though
Ask it first and then lie about it when they ask you to suit the situation.
What.
Re: Omegle
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:48 pm
by Fatal Exception
Stranger: Hi!
You: Hello sexy
Stranger: Are you a boy?
You: Yes
You: Are you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: I am a man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Re: Omegle
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:51 pm
by jiggles
Stranger: lets talk about sex, baby
You: let's talk about you and me
You: let's talk about all the good things
Stranger: lets talk about sex baby!
You: all the bad things
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Didn't even get to finish the line.
Re: Omegle
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:52 pm
by abcd
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: susan?
You: how do
Stranger: i do?
Stranger: you do?
You: Yeah, i can susan
Stranger: i like charlie better
You: you can susan?
You: Charlie wasn't all that
Stranger: I can susan, lazy susan
You: turn it my man
Stranger: turned yo turned
You: oh
Stranger: so where have yo ubeen ?
You: i have yo been to many places
Stranger: we missed you this whole time mom wont stop talking about you
You: really?
You: you surprise me
Stranger: why?
You: well, I've never been someones mom
Stranger: not yet
You: good chance it might happen
Stranger: it could
You: it should
Stranger: what do you do for a living?
Stranger: are you a student?
Stranger: a firefighter?
You: bee surgeon
Stranger: a baseball player?
Stranger: nice
You: damn straight
You: best job in the world
Stranger: i am a sattelite
You: good lord
You: what are you picking up right now?
Stranger: I am actually a computer flying around the earth at 200thousand miles per hour
Stranger: interplanetary dust
You: mother of god
Stranger: i snort it
Stranger: yeah its the good stuff
Stranger: mother of god
You: it sounds good
Stranger: i need to use that more often
You: anyhoo, i must dash
Stranger: peace in your hood
You: take care and nice talking to you
that was odd.
Re: Omegle
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:56 pm
by Vermin
Well, I gave it a shot.
I think I was quite lucky - got this person who basically turned the convo into a clever text adventure. Regretted having to leave to do irl things.
Re: Omegle
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:59 pm
by Hank Scorpio
Stranger: hi?
You: Hello
Stranger: whos this?
You: John
You: Who you /
Stranger: how did you get my addy?
You: It's a website. There are no addy's
Stranger: HOW THE strawberry float DID YOU GET MY ADDY YOU PAEDO!
Re: Omegle
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:59 pm
by Jimmy Shedders
You: Deborah?
Stranger: Sha nay nay?
You: THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM
Stranger: OR OUR KFC COUPONS
Stranger: oh gooseberry fool
You: God help them if they try
Stranger: my grill fell out
Stranger: and my weave
You: Le grille? What the hell is that?
Stranger: It is what I put my meat on
You: That's what she said
Stranger: OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: snap
Stranger: That was off tha huuk
Stranger: fo show
Stranger: yo
You: I was about to say EXACTLY that
You: HIVEMIND
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Re: Omegle
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:09 pm
by LewisD
Bloody 3000 users online and I speak to the same guy twice in the space of a minute
I was pretending to be a straight gangster from Detroit.
First time he said he was "Gonna go smoke a jay, BRB".
Then I get him again:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 'Sup gangster
Stranger: met you before
Stranger: told you i brb
You: oh word?
You: fo sho
You: sorry bout dat homie
Stranger: no prob
Stranger: my man, youre tough
You: Fo real mayne, rocking the strawberry floating streets of detroit makes a mayne tough
Stranger: yap
You: I got my bitch coming over later, gooseberry fool be tight
Stranger: spank ma bitch up
You: You know it cuz
You: you know it
Stranger: yea, i just kinda know it
You: Maybe smoke the weed straight offa her tittys mayne!
Stranger: Thats rough, man!
Stranger: take it easy homie
You: Pack the bowl in her ass mayne, light it up and she'll take the smoke in her ass, then i suck it out.
Tight gooseberry fool mayne
You: later
Stranger: c ya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Re: Omegle
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:17 pm
by Vermin
LewisD wrote:You: Maybe smoke the weed straight offa her tittys mayne!
Stranger: Thats rough, man!
Stranger: take it easy homie
You: Pack the bowl in her ass mayne, light it up and she'll take the smoke in her ass, then i suck it out.
Re: Omegle
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:17 pm
by Cuttooth
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo mayne
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how are you /
You: you interested in a ho for this evenin'?
You: im fine mayne
You: finest girls from around the towns
Stranger: where do you live ?
You: hotown
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Re: Omegle
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:19 pm
by LewisD
I've been rocking the advertising with:
You: GRcade.com - For top quality gaming discussion, and an awesome offtopic area.
GRcade.com - For top quality gaming discussion, and an awesome offtopic area.
GRcade.com - For top quality gaming discussion, and an awesome offtopic area.
GRcade.com - For top quality gaming discussion, and an awesome offtopic area.
GRcade.com - For top quality gaming discussion, and an awesome offtopic area.
GRcade.com - For top quality gaming discussion, and an awesome offtopic area.
GRcade.com - For top quality gaming discussion, and an awesome offtopic area.
GRcade.com - For top quality gaming discussion, and an awesome offtopic area.
GRcade.com - For top quality gaming discussion, and an awesome offtopic area.
Most of them leave straight away.
But I had some chavvy bastard from a UK Grime Forum saying that they're going to invade and "Kill you geeks tonight"
LOL WEWPS!
Re: Omegle
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:21 pm
by HM
Quoting IT crowd/Anchorman isn't brilliant
This one guy from Brazil thought he was God and the suddenly:
Stranger: I'm Chris Hansen, please have a seat
Re: Omegle
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:22 pm
by Oh Teh Noes
LewisD wrote:I've been rocking the advertising with:
You: GRcade.com - For top quality gaming discussion, and an awesome offtopic area.
GRcade.com - For top quality gaming discussion, and an awesome offtopic area.
GRcade.com - For top quality gaming discussion, and an awesome offtopic area.
GRcade.com - For top quality gaming discussion, and an awesome offtopic area.
GRcade.com - For top quality gaming discussion, and an awesome offtopic area.
GRcade.com - For top quality gaming discussion, and an awesome offtopic area.
GRcade.com - For top quality gaming discussion, and an awesome offtopic area.
GRcade.com - For top quality gaming discussion, and an awesome offtopic area.
GRcade.com - For top quality gaming discussion, and an awesome offtopic area.
Most of them leave straight away.
But I had some chavvy bastard from a UK Grime Forum saying that they're going to invade and "Kill you geeks tonight"
LOL WEWPS!
I got a new member.
Re: Omegle
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:22 pm
by frogg
LukeM wrote:Quoting IT crowd/Anchorman isn't brilliant
This one guy from Brazil thought he was God and the suddenly:
Stranger: I'm Chris Hansen, please have a seat
Jesus christ, you hit on 14 year olds both in real life and on the web
Re: Omegle
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:24 pm
by HM
Don't blame me, blame the website for randomly partnering them with me.
You: Hi, I'm legendary anchor ron burgundary
Stranger: 4ch*n?
You: your looking awfully nice tonight, maybe next time dont wear a bra
Stranger: i am a guy
Stranger: but thanks
Stranger: i love this bra
You: no not you, i wasnt talking to you, i dont know your name
Stranger: i am Furrio Maxime
Stranger: want furry porn
You: wat
Re: Omegle
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:26 pm
by LewisD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 'Sup Gangster
Stranger: I'm not a gagster! :<
Stranger: n
You: O gooseberry fool, sorry about dat mayne
You: been getting quite a few gang bangers up in here tonight
You: How you doing homie?
Stranger: I'm going well, just horny
Stranger: you?
You: oh fo sho?
You: Female or male?
Stranger: female
You: Oh gooseberry fool, then we got us the two ingredients needed for a horny mummy strawberry floater.... dats me baby
You: lets get crunked
You: wat are you wearing up in there?
Stranger: oh yeah <3
Stranger: nothing
You: cutting straight to the good stuff.
I got on some baggy assed track pants that i spilled bong water on mayne
You: I'll slide them off though
Stranger: ohh sounds sexy
Stranger: I'm so turned on
You: Ey yo bitch, can i shove my bong up yo ass mayne?
You: light that gooseberry fool up
Stranger: yea sure no problem
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Frigid bitch