Post Pathetic Facebook Status Things

Show up your chums. This one is the motivation behind the thread:

(Blank) Is STILL Waiting For Her McDonalds To Be Delivered..!

[Blank] wonders.
[Blank] is cold!!!!
[Blank] is.

and mine for today

Ben shaved whilst listening to Muse. Cut himself three times.

(Blank) doesnt get the new facebook.

What's to get?

We now know Poncho's name is Chantelle.

Poncho wrote:

strawberry floatin hell, she's fast!

Took her 17 minutes to get a new boyfriend. :shock:

I wish! I don't even have an account let alone friends retarded enough to post things like that.

[blank] is enjoying his apple tart and ice cream

.

My god.

Fat spack wrote:just drove all the way home....in the DARK!!

We all pay this mongos wages. She's a Civil servant. :fp:

It's funny how some people use facebook to document every moment of their lives. Like that -

Pilch wrote:[blank] is enjoying his apple tart and ice cream .

My god.

***** ***** Feels Like Crying ! Whys Her dad Such A banana split !!!

**** ******** spilt drink on her lptop n the keybord doesnt work properly n she cnt type.

Some retarded ones on mine.

(Blank) is thinkin a nyt wid da boiz 2nyt, Liverpool vs United 2moz... You just don't write that haha!

(Blank) sez be kind 2 ur knees.. u'll miss them wen ther gone.

(Blank) is about 2 go retarded woopwoop its friday n drinks r cheaper than chips lool.

(Blank) Is laughing at (Blank) status ,battyman lmao.

Seriously, i think its time for a bit of spring cleaning!

What made him post that? Yeah I'm sure people care that you are enjoying an apple tart and ice cream. How about you get off facebook and go eat the damn thing?

Someone on my facebook has just become a fan of Ann Summers. By the way, this is a 20 year old man.

Jaxley wrote:Someone on my facebook has just become a fan of Ann Summers. By the way, this is a 20 year old man.

To be honest, I can't blame him. Ever seen a woman wearing Ann Summers lingerie?

Last edited by Jax on Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:38 pm, edited 1 time in total.

MCN wrote:
Jaxley wrote:Someone on my facebook has just become a fan of Ann Summers. By the way, this is a 20 year old man.

To be honest, I can't blame him. Ever seen a woman wearing Ann Summers lingerie?

Ever seen this guy i know? He's not the type to be a facebook fan of Ann Summers.

No "(Blank) just had a wank" post yet?

Jaxley wrote:Someone on my facebook has just become a fan of Ann Summers. By the way, this is a 20 year old man.

The girl I fancied for ages decided to become a fan of "Sex" not long after I got over her. :fp:

Jaxley wrote:
MCN wrote:
Jaxley wrote:Someone on my facebook has just become a fan of Ann Summers. By the way, this is a 20 year old man.

To be honest, I can't blame him. Ever seen a woman wearing Ann Summers lingerie?

Ever seen this guy i know? He's not the type to be a facebook fan of Ann Summers.

He's gay?

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