Escort service for Xbox Live launches today

[Christopher]

Would You Pay Women To Play Xbox Games With You?

A new service launches tomorrow, called GameCrush, where men can pay money to play over Xbox Live with an "attractive girl" (Warning: NSFW)

Yes, this is real. Xbox Live prostitution, if you will.

Interested, lonely men (or cashed up pranksters) can sign up to the site, and once there, choose from two options: play a simple Flash game (checkers, etc) against a "PlayDate", where you get face-to-face time with one of these "attractive girls" over a webcam, or join them for a bit of multiplayer over Xbox Live.

A single game of either will cost you $8.25, with Xbox Live matches running for 10 minutes, and Flash games for 6.

Girls somehow interested in this should know there's money to be made, with 60% of the proceeds from a match going to the "PlayDate", who at the conclusion of a game can be rated by the user on her "hotness, gaming skill, and flirtiness".

GameCrush is restricted to those 18 years old and over, and players can select one of two kinds of match/date. I'll let the site's FAQ explain. "We have created two broad categories, "Flirty" and "Dirty" to help the PlayDate define and match her mood of gaming interaction and experience with those of the players. You can choose either option or both depending on how you feel!"

There are already 1200 "PlayDates" registered on the site, some of whom are serious about the whole thing, others less so, while others were born in former Communist states, caught whiff of the scent of internet money and stuck out their tits accordingly.

It's so hard trying to decide whether this is the best thing we've ever seen, or the worst. Might need to flip a coin.

There are four Xbox 360 games supported so far, those being Halo 3, GTAIV, Modern Warfare 2 and Gears of War 2. If this somehow takes off, you can expect more platforms, as well as MMO titles, to be supported.

To your left, you'll find a selection of some of the ladies (well, mostly ladies) who will be sitting by their computers tomorrow, waiting just for you. Big boy. (WARNING: Some of it's a little NSFW).

http://kotaku.com/5499552/would-you-pay-women-to-play-xbox-games-with-you/gallery/

Holy gooseberry fool

[Shadow]

Blatantly signing Mrs. Shadow up for this..

[Drunken_Master]

It's not April 1st yet, is it?

[Christopher]

It's not April 1st yet, is it?

Alvin just got a play mate. All that woman for $8 too, bargain.

[Dual]

Chalk up one more Xbox exclusive

This is just dreadful. Way to reinforce old stereotypes Microsoft.

[Rubix]

#8 if any!

[SEP]

PERCEIVED VALUE!

[Drunken_Master]

look at the strawberry floating state of that There arent even any tits!!

Looks like Emo Tragic, circa 2005.

[Captian Kil]

look at the strawberry floating state of that There arent even any tits!!

That's because its a man. Only a fool would think otherwise.

[Photek]

Christ almighty. Fecking state of that dude.

oh and, IM BACK EVERYBODY!

[Dalagonash]

Gears of War 2. Yep, carving up Locust really gets me hot under the collar.

[Jimmy Shedders]

look at the strawberry floating state of that There arent even any tits!!

Joer?

[Corazon de Leon]

This has got to be some kind of elaborate hoax.

[Alvin Flummux]

It's not April 1st yet, is it?

Alvin just got a play mate. All that woman for $8 too, bargain.

Want

[coldspice]

It's not April 1st yet, is it?

Alvin just got a play mate. All that woman for $8 too, bargain.

Want

I would

[satriales]

The above is jesting, I'd never prostitute myself for less than $100 an hour.

You would get $49.50 an hour if you just did the flash games and had a queue of people waiting for your services.

[The Monsoon Lizard]

This has got to be some kind of elaborate hoax.

[Rubix]

It's not April 1st yet, is it?

Alvin just got a play mate. All that woman for $8 too, bargain.

Want

I would

[Dblock]

This sort of stuff has been going on since UNO came out. The amount of women that send you message saying ''private cam chat for 800MSP'' is just .

Is this even legal?

[Wedgie]

it's not like you can fill their holes, can you?

It is legal. How many shitty "chat lines" adverts have you seen late on telly and plastered all over in back pages of game magazines?