GRcade Pirates FC IV - Stoke, Wolves, Sunderland p80

[PuppetBoy]

I've created two albums for everyone's end of season profile page and stats:

Profiles

Just noticed I'm the best freekick taker and corner taker in the squad, yeah! Awesome, I have something to contribute to the team. After all, everyone needs a dead-ball specialist.

[PatSharpsMullet]

I've created two albums for everyone's end of season profile page and stats:

Profiles

Just noticed I'm the best freekick taker and corner taker in the squad, yeah! Awesome, I have something to contribute to the team. After all, everyone needs a dead-ball specialist.

I have the best rating for finishing. I've scored no goals.

[Cuttooth]

13/8 - Everton vs. GRcade Pirates

Line up

1 min Kick Off 0 : 0
GRcade got the game underway
8 min Roonmastor Goal 0 : 1
Spindash got up to head the ball clear
Fellaini intercepted the pass
Fellaini used his skill to go past Count Nood
Fellaini fed the ball through to Yakubu
Red Devil cleared the ball to safety
Red Devil did well to avert the danger
jamcc kept the play moving down the left
GRcade had a chance to launch a counter attack
jamcc played it up towards Roonmastor
Roonmastor ran with the ball
Roonmastor looked for jamcc
jamcc brought the ball forward
jamcc lofted the ball 35 yards upfield
Howard easily caught the ball
Howard took the ball forward
Howard hit it forward to Hibbert
Tony Hibbert with the ball for Everton
Hibbert lofted the ball forward
Red Devil rose bravely above Yakubu to win the ball
Red Devil headed the ball on
Jagielka made it first to the ball and intercepted
Jagielka laid it left first time to Arteta
Arteta came forward
Arteta looked for Marouane Fellaini
Fellaini came forward
Fellaini played the ball to Tim Cahill's feet
Cahill came forward
Cahill passed to Bilyaletdinov down the left side
puppetBoy slid in on Diniyar Bilyaletdinov to perform an excellent tackle
man-eater chimp with the ball for GRcade
man-eater chimp passed it back to Red Devil
Red Devil took the ball forward
Red Devil passed along the floor for Corazon de Leon to pick it up
Corazon de Leon with the ball for GRcade
Corazon de Leon cleared the ball
Roonmastor found himself in some space
Roonmastor's run continued into the box
Roonmastor was there to apply the finish
ROONMASTOR SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
10 min Kick Off 0 : 1
Everton got the game underway
Cahill exchanged passes with Marouane Fellaini
Cahill took the ball forward
Cahill hit the ball back 20 yards towards Jagielka
Phil Jagielka was deep inside his own half
Phil Jagielka looked up and swung the ball right towards Hibbert
Hibbert advanced with the ball
The ball was played all the way back to Howard
Howard took the ball forward
Howard played it up towards Baines
Baines was to the left of his own area
Baines advanced with the ball
Baines tried to find Bilyaletdinov with a forward pass to feet
Bilyaletdinov brought the ball forward
Bilyaletdinov played the ball right to Cahill's feet
mad dwarfer had no problem in intercepting the ball
mad dwarfer ran with the ball
mad dwarfer passed back to Red Devil
Red Devil held up the ball
Red Devil passed left to Corazon de Leon
Corazon de Leon kept the ball moving
Corazon de Leon played the ball down the left
jamcc tried to get onto the pass
Hibbert intercepted the pass
Hibbert kept the ball moving
Hibbert was tripped by jamcc
A freekick was awarded
Yellow card shown to jamcc
12 min Roonmastor Chance 0 : 1
An inch perfect tackle from Corazon de Leon, winning the ball from Yakubu
Free kick to GRcade
The assistant referee raised his flag...
Yakubu was offside
Spindash played the ball forward
Roonmastor with the ball for GRcade
Roonmastor hit an bold-looking chip
But Roonmastor put it high and wide
14 min Yakubu Chance 0 : 1
Arteta took the ball forward
Arteta played the ball to Cahill's feet
mad dwarfer took the ball away from Arteta
Arteta got across well to perfectly tackle the ball
Yakubu moved forward with the ball
Yakubu aimed for the top corner
But Yakubu put it wide
18 min Count Nood Chance 0 : 1
Roonmastor moved the ball back for Spindash
Spindash advanced with the ball
Spindash tried to find jamcc with pass into the area
jamcc passed back first time to Count Nood
Count Nood came forward
Count Nood blasted a banana shot from outside of the area
But it went over the bar
20 min Hibbert Injury 0 : 1
The freekick was taken by mad dwarfer
SpaceJebus moved the ball first time for Count Nood
Count Nood came forward
Count Nood tried to find Roonmastor with a forward pass to run onto
Hibbert cleared the ball
Corner-kick
Hibbert was in need of treatment on the sidelines
Hibbert was injured by Roonmastor
22 min Roonmastor Chance 0 : 1
Count Nood fed the ball right to mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer ran at the heart of the Everton defence
mad dwarfer moved forward with the ball
Perfectly timed sliding tackle by Arteta
Roonmastor read the game well to intercept the ball
But Roonmastor sent it wide of the goal
30 min Hibbert Yellow Card 0 : 1
Mike Dean gave GRcade a free kick
Hibbert tripped Roonmastor
Yellow card shown to Hibbert
34 min Arteta Goal 1 : 1
An inch perfect tackle from Count Nood, winning the ball from Yobo
Count Nood was playing with real passion
Hibbert did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Hibbert took the ball past jamcc
Hibbert tried to find Fellaini with a pass to feet
Fellaini ran with the ball
Marouane Fellaini tried to find Arteta with pass to the left
Arteta played it past mad dwarfer
Driven in low by Arteta
ARTETA SCORED FOR EVERTON!!
36 min Kick Off 1 : 1
GRcade got the game underway
39 min Corner 1 : 1
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
Hibbert played the ball down the line for Cahill
Cahill came forward
Cahill skipped past jamcc
Cahill centred the ball
Corner-kick to Everton
Leighton Baines went across and took the corner
Spindash got up to head the ball clear
The ball evaded the head of Roonmastor
Joseph Yobo intercepted the pass
Yobo skipped past Roonmastor
Yobo tried to find Heitinga with a pass to feet
Heitinga ran with the ball
Heitinga passed it back to Tony Hibbert
Hibbert moved the ball first time to his left for Cahill
Cahill came forward
Cahill tried to find Jagielka with a pass to feet
Jagielka came forward
Jagielka played the one-two with Marouane Fellaini
Jagielka came forward
Jagielka passed along the floor for Cahill to chase
man-eater chimp did well to spot and intercept the pass
man-eater chimp kept the ball moving
man-eater chimp put the ball out for a throw in
Baines threw the ball back into play
Cahill robbed mad dwarfer
Cahill took the ball forward
Cahill crossed the ball low and hard from the left
Corner-kick to Everton
42 min SpaceJebus Yellow Card 1 : 1
Freekick was given
Cahill was tripped by SpaceJebus
The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to SpaceJebus
44 min Yobo Chance 1 : 1
Diniyar Bilyaletdinov played the one-two with Cahill
Bilyaletdinov skipped past the challenge of SpaceJebus
Bilyaletdinov tried to get the cross in from the left
Yobo rose bravely above Corazon de Leon to win the ball
Yobo got up to head at goal
But his header went inches wide
45 min Added Time 1 : 1
2 minutes of added time were to be played
45+2 min Yakubu Chance 1 : 1
Jagielka with the ball for Everton
Jagielka found Cahill with a low forward pass
Cahill ran with the ball
Tim Cahill looked for Yakubu
Yakubu kept the ball moving
Yakubu tried to curl one in from long range
Yakubu was close, with the ball skimming the top of the bar
46 min Kick Off 1 : 1
Everton got the game underway
48 min Fellaini Chance 1 : 1
Marouane Fellaini ran with the ball
Marouane Fellaini angled the ball out left for Baines
Leighton Baines came forward
Baines put a low cross in to the near post
Fellaini robbed Red Devil
Fellaini picked up the loose ball
Fellaini brought the ball forward
The rebound fell to Marouane Fellaini
Marouane Fellaini brought the ball forward
Fellaini got to the loose ball
Fellaini looked for Bilyaletdinov
jamcc got in and cleared the danger
Krohn-Dehli did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Krohn-Dehli moved forward with the ball
Michael Krohn-Dehli passed back for Tony Hibbert
Hibbert ran with the ball
Hibbert tried to centre the ball from the right
Memento Mori jumped and caught the ball
Memento Mori hit a 30 yard ball forward to Spindash
Spindash looked to volley the ball long to jamcc
jamcc brought the ball forward
jamcc found Count Nood with a low pass right
Count Nood moved the ball first time to his left for Spindash
Spindash came forward
Spindash found jamcc with a low forward pass
jamcc with the ball for GRcade
jamcc hit a 30 yard ball ahead of Roonmastor
Yobo showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Yobo cleared the ball
jamcc lost out to Tony Hibbert
Hibbert brought the ball forward
Tony Hibbert looked for Michael Krohn-Dehli
Michael Krohn-Dehli with the ball for Everton
Krohn-Dehli played the ball forward
Fellaini moved forward with the ball
Fellaini continued unchallenged
Fellaini came forward
Fellaini sent the ball flying towards goal from distance
The ball hit the woodwork and bounced clear
It would have been a great goal if it had gone in
51 min Howard Save 1 : 1
Roonmastor found himself in some space
Roonmastor advanced with the ball
Roonmastor laid it back to Count Nood
Count Nood hit it on the volley!!
Howard did well to turn the ball away
52 min Memento Mori Save 1 : 1
Cahill spotted an opportunity to play a through ball for Yakubu
Yakubu was unmarked
Memento Mori saved and deflected the ball clear
Fellaini looked odds-on to score!
Memento Mori did well to save and hold onto the ball
It was an excellent Everton move
53 min Substitution 1 : 1
Everton made a substitution
Phil Neville took to the field to replace Hibbert
56 min Baines Goal 2 : 1
Mike Dean gave GRcade a free kick
Roonmastor had his shirt pulled by Joseph Yobo
The referee reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for Yobo
Count Nood swiftly put in the freekick
SpaceJebus came forward
Yakubu cleared the ball from danger
Krohn-Dehli headed the ball on
Yakubu got past Corazon de Leon
Yakubu advanced down the right flank
Yakubu brought the ball forward
Yakubu put a low cross in to the far post
puppetBoy got to the ball first
puppetBoy scrambled the ball away
The referee gave Everton a free kick
Cahill was tripped by Count Nood
The referee showed Count Nood a yellow card
Baines lined up the free kick
Leighton Baines fired in the freekick
LEIGHTON BAINES SCORED FOR EVERTON!!
57 min Substitution 2 : 1
GRcade had a player to come on
Skippy replaced puppetBoy
58 min Substitution 2 : 1
GRcade looked to make a substitution
Kanbei received some final instructions and came on for jamcc
59 min Kick Off 2 : 1
GRcade got the action underway
60 min Corner 2 : 1
SpaceJebus hit the ball back 30 yards towards man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp kept the ball moving
man-eater chimp played the ball down the right
Skippy brought the ball forward
Skippy crossed the ball low and hard from the right
Corner-kick
61 min Kanbei Goal 2 : 2
Spindash ran up to try an out-swinging ball from the corner
Kanbei won the ball in the air from Heitinga
Kanbei headed the ball
KANBEI SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
63 min Comment 2 : 2
Everton Kicked Off
Yakubu half volleyed the ball back 20 yards towards Heitinga
Heitinga with the ball for Everton
Heitinga played the ball left to Leighton Baines' feet
Baines took the ball forward
Baines passed along the floor for Bilyaletdinov to pick it up
Bilyaletdinov played the one-two with Cahill
Bilyaletdinov ran with the ball
man-eater chimp made a good sliding challenge on Bilyaletdinov
man-eater chimp was playing with real passion
Throw-in
Everton changed to a 4-4-2
The throw-in was taken by Baines
Tim Cahill brought the ball forward
Cahill looked for Baines
Baines came forward
Leighton Baines looked for Bilyaletdinov in front of him
Diniyar Bilyaletdinov put his foot on the ball
Bilyaletdinov passed to Cahill
Cahill moved forward with the ball
Cahill passed it right to Arteta
Arteta played the ball first time looking for Krohn-Dehli
Good play by Fellaini in making himself some space
Fellaini was in a dangerous position
Fellaini attempted a thunderous drive!
Memento Mori pushed it away
Spindash made the clearance
Neville did well to spot and intercept the pass
Neville scrambled the ball away
Cahill robbed Skippy
Tim Cahill passed forward first time to Bilyaletdinov
Bilyaletdinov with the ball for Everton
Bilyaletdinov played the ball right to Arteta's feet
Arteta tried to find Cahill with a pass to feet
Tim Cahill took the ball forward
Cahill hit a 20 yard ball ahead of Fellaini
Fellaini lost his man and found himself with plenty of room
Space opened up for Marouane Fellaini
But it was ruled out by the assistant referee's flag
Fellaini showed the referee what he thought of that decision!
66 min Substitution 2 : 2
GRcade were ready to make a substitution
SpaceJebus headed off the pitch to be replaced by Custard
68 min Corner 2 : 2
Fellaini continued unchallenged
Marouane Fellaini played the ball to Arteta's feet
Mikel Arteta laid it forward first time to Krohn-Dehli
Krohn-Dehli came forward
Excellent sliding tackle from Corazon de Leon, easily dispossessing Krohn-Dehli
Corner
Michael Krohn-Dehli lifted the corner into the area
Corazon de Leon played a risky pass in his own area
Fellaini passed first time to Krohn-Dehli down the right side
Krohn-Dehli with the ball for Everton
Michael Krohn-Dehli tried to get the cross in from the right
mad dwarfer got his head to the ball
Corner
69 min Bilyaletdinov Goal 3 : 2
Everton changed to a 4-4-2
Michael Krohn-Dehli ran up to take the corner
Bilyaletdinov jumped above Kanbei
Bilyaletdinov got his head to the ball and sent it across the goalmouth
Bilyaletdinov shot on the volley from out wide
BILYALETDINOV SCORED FOR EVERTON!!
70 min Substitution 3 : 2
Everton had a player to come on
Saha was ready to come on for Arteta
71 min Kick Off 3 : 2
GRcade got the game underway
Custard volleyed the ball back to Red Devil
Red Devil looked to play the ball out of defence
Red Devil fed the ball forward to Count Nood
Cahill stuck out his leg to bring down Count Nood
Freekick was given to GRcade
Corazon de Leon played the ball forward
Skippy kept the ball moving
Skippy crossed the ball low and hard from the right
Yobo closed in and intercepted the ball
Yobo played the ball to Heitinga's feet
Heitinga cleared the ball
Red Devil nodded the ball to mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer kept the ball moving
Perfectly timed sliding tackle by Yakubu
Skippy succesfully won the ball from Bilyaletdinov
Skippy moved forward with the ball
Skippy was allowed space to run with the ball
Skippy centred the ball
Corner
73 min Comment 3 : 2
Everton changed to a 4-4-1-1
Spindash took the corner
Corazon de Leon jumped above Howard
Corazon de Leon headed the ball towards the goal
But it was ruled out!
A freekick was awarded
75 min Saha Warning 3 : 2
Cahill fed the ball out right for Krohn-Dehli
Freekick was given
Louis Saha fouls Count Nood by holding onto his shirt
Saha got a ticking off
76 min Bilyaletdinov Chance 3 : 2
man-eater chimp cut out the pass
man-eater chimp put the ball out for a throw in
Phil Neville played the ball down the line for Cahill
Cahill took the play inside
Cahill looked for Bilyaletdinov
Bilyaletdinov blasted the ball towards the top corner
The ball went high into the stand behind the goal
78 min Memento Mori Save 3 : 2
Cahill advanced with the ball
Cahill tried to find Bilyaletdinov with a pass to feet
Bilyaletdinov played the one-two with Saha
Memento Mori did brilliantly to turn it round the post
78 min Memento Mori Save 3 : 2
Krohn-Dehli tried an in-swinging corner
Saha got above Corazon de Leon to win the ball
Saha got his head to the ball and sent it across the goalmouth
Memento Mori saved and held the ball
82 min Cahill Yellow Card 3 : 2
Freekick to GRcade
Red Devil was tripped by Cahill
The referee reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for Tim Cahill
84 min Corner 3 : 2
Neville played a good ball for Cahill
Cahill came forward
Cahill looked for Saha
Diniyar Bilyaletdinov ran with the ball
Corner-kick
89 min Custard Chance 3 : 2
mad dwarfer found Roonmastor with a low pass left
mad dwarfer cut infield with the ball
mad dwarfer kept the ball moving
mad dwarfer tried to find Custard with a pass to feet
Custard took the ball forward
But Custard put it wide
90 min Added Time 3 : 2
The fourth official indicated 3 minutes of time added on
90+2 min Corner 3 : 2
Freekick was given to GRcade
Heitinga tripped Roonmastor
The referee reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for John Heitinga
Red Devil played the ball upfield looking for the run of Kanbei
Neville closed in and intercepted the ball
Neville headed clear the danger
It was well intercepted by Skippy
Good play by Skippy in making himself some space
Skippy was in a dangerous position
Skippy shot on the volley from out wide
Howard could not gather the ball cleanly
Custard had the chance
Corner
90+3 min Corazon de Leon Goal 3 : 3
man-eater chimp looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner
Corazon de Leon got up above Yobo
Corazon de Leon headed the ball towards the goal
CORAZON DE LEON SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
90+4 min Kick Off 3 : 3
Everton got the action underway

Match overview / stats
Player ratings / stats

Goal Highlights

13/8 - Nova scores his first goal for Monaco in an impressive performance that helps the side to a 2-0 victory over Valenciennes

17/8 - Preezy has fractured his ribs while playing against Bolton Reserves and is sidelined for 7 to 8 weeks

18/8 - Nova scores his second Monaco goal in the away leg of a Europa League qualifying match against Hearts where Monaco win 3-1

[Cosmo]

Nova and I could meet in Ligue 1! I'd better sort my gooseberry fool out.

[Preezy]

Must. Strengthen. Bones

[PatSharpsMullet]

Preezy isn't having much luck.

[Red Devil]

He's having a tough time with this outfield lark.

[Preezy]

Did I at least play well before I got injured?

[Dolph Wiggler]

I can't believe you didn't take me to Goodison you monster.

[man-eater chimp]

What a beauty that extra time corner was.

[Preezy]

He's having a tough time with this outfield lark.

Should have stayed in goal

[Count Nood]

I can't believe you didn't take me to Goodison you monster.

We were all gutted when we saw that you weren't even on the bench. Shocking decision from Cutty.

Cahill was tripped by Count Nood
The referee showed Count Nood a yellow card

That's for all the goals you've scored against Blunderland. Wanker.

[Spindash]

An assist to start the season off. Should have been two. Referee

[abcd]

Pirates Captain Stu issues warning to manager....

More on this later.

[Spindash]

Pirates Captain Stu issues warning to manager....

More on this later.

Things have changed around here.

[Dolph Wiggler]

At this time I would like to point out that I am also a competent left back.

[Cuttooth]

At this time I would like to point out that I am also a competent left back.

You and jam, yeah.

[Spindash]

At this time I would like to point out that I am also a competent left back.

in the dressing room, amirite?

[Starbreaker]

It'll be a storm warning.

Your Rock Solid Centre Back (me) guarantees it.

[jamcc]

I'm playing terribly this season.

Got strawberry floated up by Hibbert that game. Hibbert! He's like Everton's O'Shea except even worse!