GRcade Pirates FC IV - Stoke, Wolves, Sunderland p80

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PostRe: GRcade Pirates FC IV - Everton p56
by Dolph Wiggler » Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:43 pm

jamcc wrote:I'm playing terribly this season. :(

Got strawberry floated up by Hibbert that game. Hibbert! He's like GRcade's Wiggles except even worse!


Fixed.

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PostRe: GRcade Pirates FC IV - Everton p56
by PuppetBoy » Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:49 pm

What's our aim for the season lads? Obviously to do better than last year now we've cleared the dead-wood ( ;) ) but are we gunning for mid-table mediocrity and a good cup run, or to push on for Europe?

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PostRe: GRcade Pirates FC IV - Everton p56
by Spindash » Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:51 pm

puppetBoy wrote:What's our aim for the season lads? Obviously to do better than last year now we've cleared the dead-wood ( ;) ) but are we gunning for mid-table mediocrity and a good cup run, or to push on for Europe?


If we don't win the league the manager has to take a long, hard look at himself.

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PostRe: GRcade Pirates FC IV - Everton p56
by Preezy » Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:52 pm

Should be looking for a Top 10 finish, I reckon.

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PostRe: GRcade Pirates FC IV - Everton p56
by Cuttooth » Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:52 pm

20/8 - GRcade Pirates vs. Burnley

Line up

1 min Comment 0 : 0
GRcade and Burnley were ready for their massive relegation six pointer as the match got underway
4 min Paterson Chance 0 : 0
Rooney with the ball for Burnley
Rooney looked for the pass left to Paterson
Paterson ran with the ball
Paterson was too quick for man-eater chimp
Martin Paterson brought the ball inside
But Paterson couldn't direct it goalwards
It would have been a great goal by Paterson
8 min Corner 0 : 0
King looked for Bikey to his right
Freekick to GRcade
Clarke Carlisle upended Caliban by tripping him over
Stu lined up the free kick
Stu hit the free kick
Corner
16 min Rooney Yellow Card 0 : 0
Rooney upended Corazon de Leon
Freekick was given to GRcade
The referee showed Rooney a yellow card
Memento Mori whipped in the freekick
Roonmastor looked to latch onto it
Headed by Roonmastor
Carlisle leapt to head the ball clear
Caddis got up to head the ball clear
Bikey headed the ball clear, but only as far as Roonmastor
Roonmastor brought the ball forward
Roonmastor couldn't believe the penalty wasn't given for King's challenge
Corner
21 min Grant Save 0 : 0
Skippy took the ball forward
Skippy continued unopposed
Skippy delivered the ball in from wide
Zenigame got up above Caddis
Zenigame got his head to the ball
But Zenigame nodded it narrowly over
Goal kick for Burnley
The goal kick was taken by Grant
Rooney went after the ball
Rooney out-jumped Stu
Rooney headed the ball square to Martin Paterson
Paterson came forward
Paterson looked for King
King ran with the ball
Andy King played the ball forward
It was headed back to the keeper by man-eater chimp
Memento Mori picked up on the loose ball
Memento Mori searched out man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp came forward
man-eater chimp tried to find Caliban with pass to the left
Caliban looked for Benzin in front of him with a first time pass
Benzin ran with the ball
Benzin looked for Roonmastor in front of him
Roonmastor advanced with the ball
Roonmastor played the ball ahead of mad dwarfer
Edgar executed a good sliding tackle on mad dwarfer
Zenigame made it first to the ball and intercepted
Zenigame was in a dangerous position
Zenigame moved inside the penalty area
Grant did well to parry it
Zenigame blocked Chris Eagles in a good, clean tackle
Zenigame ran with the ball
Eagles tackled Zenigame
Chris Eagles got in and cleared the danger
Corner-kick to GRcade
27 min Skippy Goal 1 : 0
Easton got across well to perfectly tackle the ball
Benzin did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Benzin kept the ball moving
Skippy picked up Benzin's excellent ball
Benzin was driving his team on
Skippy kept the ball moving
Skippy got free of any defenders
Skippy took the ball forward
SKIPPY SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
28 min Kick Off 1 : 0
Burnley got the action underway
36 min Roonmastor Chance 1 : 0
Easton played the ball down the line for Martin Paterson
Free kick to GRcade
The assistant referee raised his flag...
Paterson was offside
man-eater chimp played the ball forward
Carlisle made a good sliding challenge on Skippy
Corner-kick to GRcade
man-eater chimp floated the ball over into the area
Brian Easton intercepted the pass
Brian Easton leapt to head the ball clear
Martin Paterson impeded Stu
Freekick to GRcade
Stu stepped up and struck the freekick
Corner
man-eater chimp tried an in-swinging corner
Easton got to the ball first
Easton scrambled the ball away
Skippy cut out the pass
Skippy moved forward with the ball
Skippy played the ball to Stu's feet
Stu came forward
Stu played the ball to Corazon de Leon's feet
Corazon de Leon tried to find Roonmastor with a pass to feet
Roonmastor's run continued into the box
But Roonmastor couldn't direct it goalwards
37 min Memento Mori Save 1 : 0
Easton came forward
Easton looked for Caddis
Caddis advanced with the ball
Memento Mori saved and clutched the ball gratefully to his chest
40 min Roonmastor Chance 1 : 0
Caliban came forward
Caliban found Benzin with a low forward pass
Benzin came forward
Benzin looked for Roonmastor
Roonmastor continued into the box
Roonmastor smashed the ball towards the top corner
It went close from Roonmastor
45 min Added Time 1 : 0
One minute of injury time will be played
45+1 min Substitution 1 : 0
GRcade made a half time change, introducing Kanbei in place of Zenigame
46 min Kick Off 1 : 0
Burnley got the action underway
Paterson laid the ball back first time to Clarke Carlisle
Carlisle took the ball forward
Clarke Carlisle tried to find Edgar with a pass to feet
Edgar passed right
First time to King...
An inch perfect tackle from Count Nood, winning the ball from King
Roonmastor advanced with the ball
Roonmastor exchanged passes with Count Nood
Roonmastor was in a dangerous position
Roonmastor came forward
Roonmastor passed to Kanbei down the left side
Kanbei ran with the ball
Kanbei passed to Roonmastor in the area
Grant saved and held onto the ball
51 min Corner 1 : 0
Count Nood ran with the ball
Count Nood passed to Kanbei down the left side
Kanbei came forward
Kanbei cut inside
Bikey made a good sliding challenge on Kanbei
Corner
52 min Corazon de Leon Goal 2 : 0
man-eater chimp swung the corner into the box
Corazon de Leon jumped above Adam Rooney
Corazon de Leon got up to head at goal
CORAZON DE LEON SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
53 min Substitution 2 : 0
Burnley made a double substitution
Whittingham was brought off and replaced by Wade Elliott
Rooney headed off the pitch to be replaced by Jay Rodriguez
54 min Kick Off 2 : 0
Burnley Kicked Off
57 min Rodriguez Goal 2 : 1
Jay Rodriguez found himself in the clear with just the goalie to beat
Rodriguez attempted to hit it in low
RODRIGUEZ SCORED FOR BURNLEY!!
Caliban was furious that the goal was allowed to stand when it looked offside!
58 min Kick Off 2 : 1
GRcade got the game underway
59 min Grant Save 2 : 1
mad dwarfer took the ball forward
mad dwarfer played a perfect pass for Roonmastor
Good play by Roonmastor in making himself some space
Grant pushed it away
Easton came forward
Easton put the ball out for a throw in
Skippy threw the ball back into play
Benzin used his skill to go past McCann
Benzin came forward
Benzin crossed the ball low from the right
Corner
63 min Skippy Yellow Card 2 : 1
A freekick was awarded
Edgar was tripped by Skippy
Skippy was shown a yellow card
65 min Corner 2 : 1
Elliott played the ball forward
Corazon de Leon was forced to put the ball behind
Elliott went across and took the corner
Kanbei headed the ball
Corner
67 min Memento Mori Save 2 : 1
He was looking very motivated and committed
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
Easton moved across to take his side's throw-in
Caliban rose bravely above Edgar to win the ball
Caliban was happy to concede a corner
Wade Elliott aimed the corner for the near post
Memento Mori turned the ball behind!
Corner
68 min Substitution 2 : 1
GRcade looked to make a substitution
Stu headed off the pitch to be replaced by Spindash
71 min Kanbei Goal 3 : 1
Easton skipped past the challenge of Skippy
Brian Easton cleared the ball
Lee Grant put the ball out for a throw in
man-eater chimp played the ball down the line for mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer ran with the ball
mad dwarfer looked for man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp advanced with the ball
The cross came in from man-eater chimp on the right
Kanbei got up to head at goal
KANBEI SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
72 min Kick Off 3 : 1
Burnley got the action underway
Paterson passed to King
King took the ball forward
King passed back to Edgar
Edgar brought the ball forward
Edgar passed along the floor for Bikey to pick it up
André Bikey looked for an option from the back
Bikey fed the ball forward to McCann
Chris McCann came forward
McCann moved the ball left for Brian Easton
Brian Easton kept the ball moving
Easton played the ball down the line for Eagles
Eagles came forward
Eagles tried to find Paterson with pass to the right
Free kick to Burnley
Benzin impeded Paterson
Elliott looked for the pass right to Paul Caddis
Caddis ran with the ball
Caddis found McCann with a low pass left
Chris McCann took the ball forward
Memento Mori saved and held onto the ball
77 min Benzin Chance 3 : 1
Edgar cleared the ball from danger
Count Nood had no problem in intercepting the ball
Count Nood took the ball forward
Count Nood passed right to Benzin
Benzin brought the ball into the area
But Benzin couldn't direct it goalwards
Goal kick
Burnley reverted back to their familiar style
77 min Substitution 3 : 1
GRcade had a player to come on
Custard came on as a sub for Roonmastor
79 min Benzin Yellow Card 3 : 1
Chris Eagles was tripped by Benzin
A freekick was awarded
The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Benzin
82 min Kanbei Chance 3 : 1
mad dwarfer looked for Custard in front of him
Custard came forward
Custard showed Caddis a clean set of heels
Custard with the ball for GRcade
Custard passed along the floor for Kanbei to pick it up
But Kanbei couldn't get it on target
90 min Added Time 3 : 1
Spindash advanced with the ball
Spindash tried to find Kanbei with a forward pass to feet
Kanbei used his skill to go past Paul Caddis
Kanbei took the ball right to the byline
Caddis made a good sliding challenge on Kanbei
Corner
The fourth official indicated 2 minutes of time added on
90+3 min Full Time 3 : 1
Full time
man-eater chimp had been sensational

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Goal Highlights


20/8 - andretmzt rejects a loan move to Cardiff

21/8 - League Table
- Nova makes one threatening run in AS Monaco's 1-1 draw with FC Lorient

23/8 - man-eater chimp and Skippy are selected in the Premier League Team of the Week first eleven
- Almeria want Wiggle on loan. In fact there's been interest across the board for almost every player in some shape or form, so if you want out in some fashion there's only a "week" to do so

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PostRe: GRcade Pirates FC IV - Everton p56
by jamcc » Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:53 pm

Spindash wrote:
puppetBoy wrote:What's our aim for the season lads? Obviously to do better than last year now we've cleared the dead-wood ( ;) ) but are we gunning for mid-table mediocrity and a good cup run, or to push on for Europe?


If we don't win the league the manager has to take a long, hard look at himself.


If it comes to that we should start looking for Arabian investors to take over.

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PostRe: GRcade Pirates FC IV - Everton p56
by Cuttooth » Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:53 pm

We could genuinely win the league with this team.

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PostRe: GRcade Pirates FC IV - Everton p56
by Dolph Wiggler » Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:54 pm

I want to stay and hope that me-chimp and bork get long term injuries. :shifty:

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PostRe: GRcade Pirates FC IV - Everton p56
by SpaceJebus » Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:57 pm

Cuttooth wrote:23/8 - man-eater chimp and Skippy are selected in the Premier League Team of the Week first eleven
- Almeria want Wiggle on loan. In fact there's been interest across the board for almost every player in some shape or form, so if you want out in some fashion there's only a "week" to do so


Which teams, if any, are interested in me? Not saying that I want to move on.

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PostRe: GRcade Pirates FC IV - Everton p56
by Cuttooth » Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:57 pm

Wiggles wrote:I want to stay and hope that me-chimp and bork get long term injuries. :shifty:

You want you, chimp, and bork to get injuries? What kind of team player are you? You are getting sooooold.

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PostRe: GRcade Pirates FC IV - Everton p56
by Cuttooth » Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:58 pm

SpaceJebus wrote:
Cuttooth wrote:23/8 - man-eater chimp and Skippy are selected in the Premier League Team of the Week first eleven
- Almeria want Wiggle on loan. In fact there's been interest across the board for almost every player in some shape or form, so if you want out in some fashion there's only a "week" to do so


Which teams, if any, are interested in me? Not saying that I want to move on.


Not a lick of interest since January I'm afraid. Not a desperate need for DMs are the moment it seems.

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PostRe: GRcade Pirates FC IV - Burnley p57
by Kanbei » Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:59 pm

2 in 2 8-)

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PostRe: GRcade Pirates FC IV - Burnley p57
by Red Devil » Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:59 pm

Who's in for me Cutty? United? Barca?

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PostRe: GRcade Pirates FC IV - Burnley p57
by Starbreaker » Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:59 pm

Cutty, please take note that I have no qualms whatsoever about totally brown-nosing and taking your side in every forum quibble this side of 2013 if you play me sometimes. I have no shame about prostituting myself (in WHATEVER WAY YOU WANT) and don't care what the others think. :)

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PostRe: GRcade Pirates FC IV - Burnley p57
by Cuttooth » Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:01 pm

Red Devil wrote:Who's in for me Cutty? United? Barca?

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PostRe: GRcade Pirates FC IV - Burnley p57
by Nova » Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:02 pm

I seem to be doing well for Monaco :) Cheers for the updates, Cutty.

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PostRe: GRcade Pirates FC IV - Burnley p57
by Cosmo » Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:02 pm

Still waiting on my Lyon debut. Easy money for the Pirates I think. :|

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PostRe: GRcade Pirates FC IV - Burnley p57
by Red Devil » Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:03 pm

Cuttooth wrote:
Red Devil wrote:Who's in for me Cutty? United? Barca?

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Rio started out at West Ham. The Pirates shall be my Hammers.

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PostRe: GRcade Pirates FC IV - Burnley p57
by Cuttooth » Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:04 pm

Cosmo wrote:Still waiting on my Lyon debut. Easy money for the Pirates I think. :|

I'm going to do your updates at the beginning of each month. You've made a couple of appearances I think.

That's all for tonight, pending Stu's possible shock announcement.

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PostRe: GRcade Pirates FC IV - Burnley p57
by jamcc » Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:04 pm

And me?


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