GRcade Pirates FC IV - Stoke, Wolves, Sunderland p80

[abcd]

I see.....I need to go on the Giggs yoga plan.

Is that an option?

[Cuttooth]

A super-injunction has blocked me from checking.

[Memento Mori]

[teh bork]

Not a single appearance.

Ah well looks like I'll be wanting a move in January, losing my place to Man-eating chimp was fine, but Wiggles is just a piss take, the stories that Nood is actually running this side appears to be true.

[Cuttooth]

2/10 - GRcade Pirates vs. West Ham United

Line up

1 min Kick Off 0 : 0
GRcade got the game underway
2 min melatonin Goal 1 : 0
SpaceJebus hit it forward to Roonmastor
Roonmastor came forward on the wet surface
Roonmastor moved forward with the ball
Roonmastor looked for melatonin to run onto his pass
Upson removed the danger
An excellent intervention by Upson
MELATONIN SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
4 min Kick Off 1 : 0
West Ham got the action underway
Ba looked for Mark Noble
Noble ran with the ball
Noble sent the ball back to Upson
Matthew Upson was forced to hold onto the ball
Matthew Upson hit a 20 yard ball left to Hérita Ilunga
Ilunga looked for Cani in front of him with a first time pass
Cani advanced with the ball
Cani played the ball ahead looking for Ba
Ba played a one-two with Mangane
Red Devil read the game well to intercept the ball
Red Devil brought the ball forward
Ba took the ball away from Red Devil
Ba moved forward with the ball
Ba tried to find Keane with a pass to feet
Robbie Keane advanced with the ball through the driving rain
Keane hit a crashing drive from a distance
Keane's shot looked destined for the net, but it went just over
7 min Kick Off 1 : 0
jamcc played the ball ahead looking for Roonmastor
Roonmastor took the ball over the halfway line
Roonmastor continued unopposed
Roonmastor advanced with the ball
Noble scrambled the ball away
Noble did well to avert the danger
9 min Skippy Goal 2 : 0
Ba continued into the box
Space opened up for Demba Ba
Ba moved in on goal
Ba hit it high and hard towards goal
Memento Mori pushed it away
Wiggles advanced with the ball
Wiggles removed the danger
Sergio Sánchez had no problem in intercepting the ball
Sergio Sánchez kept the ball moving
Sergio Sánchez fed the ball forward to Barrera
Barrera took the play inside
Stu executed a good sliding tackle on Barrera
melatonin advanced with the ball
Noble made a good sliding challenge on melatonin
Stu got to the ball first
Stu passed forward first time to Roonmastor
Roonmastor brought the ball forward
Roonmastor played the ball to melatonin's feet
melatonin played a pinpoint pass to Skippy
Skippy got into the area
Skippy drove the ball low towards the goal!
SKIPPY SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
West Ham had a mountain to climb
11 min Kick Off 2 : 0
West Ham got the game underway
Demba Ba half volleyed the ball back 25 yards towards Matthew Upson
Matthew Upson moved forward with the ball
Upson found Kader Mangane with a low forward pass
Mangane took the ball forward
Mangane looked for Noble to his left
Noble moved forward with the ball
Noble exchanged passes with Upson
Noble moved forward with the ball
Noble moved the ball forward for Ba
Ba advanced with the ball
Ba played the one-two with Mangane
Ba's run continued into the box
From a tight angle, Ba still managed to get a shot in
But Ba put it wide
24 min Keane Chance 2 : 0
Sergio Sánchez played a long ball
Robbie Keane got free of any defenders
Robbie Keane brought the ball forward
Keane was in a dangerous position
Keane brought the ball forward
But Keane couldn't get it on target
26 min Barrera Chance 2 : 0
The throw-in was taken by Ilunga
mad dwarfer upended Cani by tripping him over
Mark Halsey gave West Ham a free kick
Noble played the ball to his right
Barrera had the beating in the air of Wiggles
Barrera got his head to the ball
Barrera was close, but the ball went just over the top of the bar
29 min jamcc Chance 2 : 0
Cani passed right to Noble
Noble with the ball for West Ham
Noble strode forward in the rain
Mark Noble played a one-two with Ilunga
Noble moved the ball first time to his right for Mangane
But Mangane put it wide
The ball went out for a goal kick to GRcade
The goal kick was taken by Memento Mori
Roonmastor tried to get onto the pass
Upson jumped with Roonmastor and cleared the ball
It was well intercepted by Red Devil
Red Devil brought the ball forward
Red Devil looked for Wiggles to his right
Wiggles brought the ball forward
Wiggles tried to find Skippy with a pass to feet
Skippy passed it left first time to melatonin
melatonin advanced with the ball
melatonin played the ball forward for Roonmastor to run onto
Upson cleared the ball from danger
Skippy closed in and intercepted the ball
Skippy advanced with the ball through the driving rain
Skippy advanced with the ball
Skippy moved the ball back for Wiggles
Wiggles curled it first time to the near post
Haggui made it first to the ball and intercepted
Haggui with the ball for West Ham
Haggui removed the danger
Red Devil flicked the ball forward for mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer brought the ball forward
mad dwarfer played the ball to SpaceJebus' feet
SpaceJebus ran with the ball
SpaceJebus looked for melatonin
melatonin came forward
jamcc picked up melatonin's excellent ball
melatonin seemed really up for the fight
Good play by jamcc in making himself some space
jamcc found a gap to shoot in low
It looked a certain goal, he really should have hit the back of the net
30 min Memento Mori Save 2 : 0
Pablo Barrera came forward on the wet surface
Barrera played a pinpoint pass to Ba
Demba Ba got into the area
Ba drove the ball at goal
Memento Mori could only parry it
34 min Memento Mori Save 2 : 0
Cani played the ball down the line for Demba Ba
Ba held up the ball
Ba with the ball for West Ham
Ba passed it right to Cani
Skippy made a rather wild clearance
Corner-kick to West Ham
Noble ran up to try an out-swinging ball from the corner
Karim Haggui jumped above Corazon de Leon
Karim Haggui headed it across the goal
SpaceJebus advanced with the ball
SpaceJebus cleared the ball
Ilunga did well to spot and intercept the pass
Ilunga advanced with the ball
Hérita Ilunga played the ball down the right
Barrera kept the ball moving
jamcc made a good sliding challenge on Barrera
Corner
Noble stepped up and drifted the corner in
melatonin headed the ball to safety
Keane made a great interception
Keane came forward
Keane bent it from long range
Memento Mori got up to tip it over
Corner
36 min Kick Off 2 : 0
Skippy came forward
Skippy played a nice ball for Roonmastor
Roonmastor took the ball forward
Roonmastor took the ball inside the area
Karim Haggui cleared the ball
Karim Haggui did well to avert the danger
39 min Skippy Chance 2 : 0
Skippy cleared the ball
A freekick was awarded to GRcade
Ilunga shoved Roonmastor to the fury of the GRcade fans
Red Devil played the ball down the right
Skippy took the ball inside the area
Skippy blasted the ball towards the top corner
The goalkeeper felt safe to wave the ball wide
45 min Added Time 2 : 0
One minute of injury time will be played
Ilunga took the throw-in
Noble moved forward with the ball
Mark Noble passed to Ilunga
Ilunga curled it first time to the near post
Corner
45+1 min End Of First Half 2 : 0
Half time
melatonin had been sensational in the first half
46 min Kick Off 2 : 0
West Ham made a half time change, introducing Collison in place of Haggui
West Ham got the game underway
49 min Wiggles Injury 2 : 0
Wiggles was injured and had to go off
Wiggles was injured by Cani's challenge
51 min Substitution 2 : 0
West Ham made a substitution
Carlton Cole took to the field to replace Cani
GRcade had a player to come on
man-eater chimp replaced the injured Wiggles
62 min Corner 2 : 0
melatonin knocked it down to Roonmastor with his head
Roonmastor moved forward with the ball
Roonmastor got into the box
Roonmastor was allowed to continue his run
Roonmastor put the ball into the six yard box
Corner
69 min Stu Chance 2 : 0
melatonin came forward
melatonin played the one-two with Stu
melatonin brought the ball forward
Freekick was given to GRcade
melatonin was tripped by Noble
Stu shaped up to shoot
Stu hit the post
Cole tackled Stu
Cole got past Stu
Carlton Cole took the ball into the opposing half of the field
GRcade were backing off Cole
Cole ran with the ball
Cole was allowed to continue his run
Carlton Cole cut inside
Cole centred the ball
SpaceJebus brought the ball forward
SpaceJebus exchanged passes with melatonin
SpaceJebus brought the ball forward
SpaceJebus swung the ball out left ahead of Roonmastor
Roonmastor took the ball past Mangane
Mangane executed a good sliding tackle on Roonmastor
mad dwarfer did well to spot and intercept the pass
mad dwarfer brought the ball forward
mad dwarfer put the ball into touch as Roonmastor was injured and needed treatment
The ball went out for a throw-in
Roonmastor was in need of the physio's attention
Roonmastor was injured by Mangane's challenge
71 min Substitution 2 : 0
GRcade made a double substitution
Kanbei took to the field to replace Roonmastor
jamcc applauded the fans and was replaced by Spindash
74 min Green Save 2 : 0
Kanbei came forward
Kanbei found himself in some space
Kanbei took the ball into the box
Green did brilliantly to turn the ball behind
78 min Substitution 2 : 0
West Ham had a player to come on
Ba jogged off and was replaced by Diego Castro
82 min Keane Goal 2 : 1
Cole played the ball to Diego Castro's feet
Diego Castro moved forward with the ball
Diego Castro squared the ball from the left
Sergio Sánchez hit a spectacular half volley
Memento Mori saved and held onto the ball
Memento Mori hit a 25 yard ball forward to Stu
Stu came forward on the wet surface
Stu passed it forward to Spindash
Spindash came forward
Spindash tried to find Kanbei with a forward pass to feet
Kanbei came forward on the wet surface
Kanbei passed to melatonin
melatonin passed first time to his right along the floor for mad dwarfer to pick it up
SpaceJebus found Skippy with a low first time pass right
Skippy got into the box
Skippy advanced with the ball
Hérita Ilunga slid in on Skippy to perform an excellent tackle
Diego Castro scrambled the ball away
Cole came forward
Cole continued unopposed
Cole got to the byline
Cole put the ball into the six yard box
Keane got free in the penalty area
Keane was in a dangerous position
KEANE SCORED FOR WEST HAM!!
83 min Kick Off 2 : 1
GRcade got the game underway
melatonin half volleyed the ball back 25 yards towards Corazon de Leon
Corazon de Leon advanced with the ball
Corazon de Leon passed right to Red Devil
Red Devil came forward
Red Devil played the ball forward
Kanbei looked to latch onto it
No problem however for Upson in cutting out the through ball
Upson moved forward with the ball
Freekick was given to West Ham
Kanbei tripped Upson
Green played it up towards Ilunga
Hérita Ilunga came forward
Ilunga passed it right to Upson
Matthew Upson advanced with the ball through the driving rain
Upson looked to drive the ball into the path of Carlton Cole
Memento Mori gathered up the loose ball
Memento Mori came forward
Memento Mori got in and cleared the danger
Kanbei went after the ball
Mangane did well to pick out and intercept that pass
The ball was played all the way back to Green
Green took the ball forward
Green searched out Ilunga
Ilunga came forward
Ilunga looked for Upson
Upson played the ball right first time to Mangane's feet
Mangane with the ball for West Ham
Mangane played it back to the keeper
Green advanced with the ball
Robert Green hit it forward to Sergio Sánchez
Sergio Sánchez shepherded the ball out of defence
Sergio Sánchez played it up towards Barrera
Barrera brought the ball forward
West Ham tried to launch a counter attack
Barrera came forward
Pablo Barrera exchanged passes with Keane
Pablo Barrera with the ball for West Ham
Barrera played the ball left in front of Keane
From long range, Keane bent the ball towards goal
It went close from Robbie Keane
89 min Spindash Injury 2 : 1
Spindash's part in the game was over as he came off the field injured
Spindash was injured by Mangane's challenge
90 min Added Time 2 : 1
4 minutes of added time were to be played
90+1 min Kick Off 2 : 1
SpaceJebus looked for mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer with the ball for GRcade
mad dwarfer played a nice ball for Skippy
Skippy strode forward in the rain
Ilunga cleared the ball
Ilunga did well to avert the danger
90+2 min Comment 2 : 1
melatonin was bossing the midfield
man-eater chimp was in no rush
He headed for the corner flag
man-eater chimp moved the ball left for mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer bent it from long range
The ball went clean over the bar
90+5 min Full Time 2 : 1
A match where melatonin had run West Ham ragged came to an end

Match overview / stats
Player ratings / stats

Goal Highlights

2/10 - Roonmastor suffered a twisted knee in the West Ham match and he'll be out for 3 weeks
- Spindash sprained his ankle and is ruled out for 5 to 7 weeks
- Wiggles got a dead leg and is staying at home for 4 days. I bet he just wanted off the pitch, talk about lazy
- Corazon and blackoutHERO called up to the Scotland squad

3/10 - League Table

5/10 - Caliban requests transfer!

[Preezy]

Any chance of a call up to the big time for Preezy?

Am I still injured?

[PuppetBoy]

I don't think I'm ever going to be able to displace Skippy from right mid now. He's doing far too good.

[The People's ElboReformat]

- Wiggles got a dead leg and is staying at home for 4 days. I bet he just wanted off the pitch, talk about lazy

Blates trying to get himself properly injured so he can come hang out with me and Nood on the boat.

[Spindash]

5/10 - Caliban requests transfer!

To a rival paper?

[man-eater chimp]

Back just in time for Wiggles' injury, even though I was a rubbish sub

[melatonin]

I'm a goddamn machine.

[Cuttooth]

5/10 - Hank Scorpio scores for England U19s in a 4-0 win against Liechtenstein. man-eater chimp played too
- Skippy, Benzin, Custard, and SpaceJebus get called up to England U21

Am I still injured?

No you've just come back to full trai-

6/10 - Preezy broke his arm against Man City Reserves leaving him out of action for 6 to 7 weeks. It ain't easy being Preezy

[Preezy]

[Spindash]

6/10 - Preezy broke his arm against Man City Reserves leaving him out of action for 6 to 7 weeks. It ain't easy being Preezy

Probably broke it trying to elbow one of the City players.

[Dante]

Man, I am a heading machine - Shame I gave the free kick to Man U's goal, but great I got a goal agianst Reading so s'all good

Some cracking goals against Reading from everyone though = Team is looking excellent this year I must state

[Count Nood]

- Wiggles got a dead leg and is staying at home for 4 days. I bet he just wanted off the pitch, talk about lazy

Blates trying to get himself properly injured so he can come hang out with me and Nood on the boat.

Time to slick him at Mario Kart.

[Starbreaker]

5/10 - Caliban requests transfer!

I just don't think you're showcasing my dual abilities of Standing Around and Failure To Notice A Game Of Football Is Happening Whilst Playing It.

[Cuttooth]

EXCLUSIVE LEAK IN TODAY'S NEWS OF THE WORLD:

CALIBAN'S WRITTEN TRANSFER REQUEST IN FULL

[Starbreaker]

You promised me that The Privateer would have full rights. INJUNCTION.

[Starbreaker]

Also; ORANGE?! I'd never write in orange.