GRcade Pirates FC IV - Stoke, Wolves, Sunderland p80

[Count Nood]

I don't even have a player and I'm more likely to get a game than Caliban

But St Nick is more likely to get a game than you.

[Irene Demova]

I don't even have a player and I'm more likely to get a game than Caliban

But St Nick is more likely to get a game than you.

Only if the stadium said game is being played in has communal showers

[Hank Scorpio]

I'm never going to score

100% pass accuracy vs Newcastle

[Cuttooth]

22/10 - Ipswich Town vs. GRcade Pirates

Line up

1 min Kick Off 0 : 0
Ipswich got the game underway
2 min Fülöp Save 0 : 0
Roonmastor ran with the ball
Roonmastor was in a dangerous position
Roonmastor moved inside the penalty area
Roonmastor tried a low drive!
Fülöp did well to turn the ball away
jamcc got to the byline
jamcc crossed the ball low from the left
Corner-kick to GRcade
8 min jamcc Chance 0 : 0
Skippy knocked a lovely ball for Roonmastor
Roonmastor moved down the right flank
Roonmastor cut inside
Roonmastor got to the byline
Roonmastor centred the ball
Corner-kick
man-eater chimp stepped up and drifted the corner in
Le Marchand leapt to head the ball clear
It was well intercepted by man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp played it past Jennings
man-eater chimp exchanged passes with Red Devil
man-eater chimp came forward
The cross came in to the far post from the right
Good play by jamcc in making himself some space
jamcc got his head to the ball
The ball went clean over the bar
He should have scored
13 min Harewood Injury 0 : 0
Harewood was in need of the physio and hobbled off for treatment
Harewood was injured in a challenge with Red Devil
35 min Comment 0 : 0
Skippy put the ball into the six yard box
John-Baptiste closed in and intercepted the ball
John-Baptiste tried to put the ball behind
da Costa headed the ball behind
Corner
41 min Benzin Goal 0 : 1
Skippy got past Le Marchand
Skippy centred the ball
Gareth McAuley intercepted the pass
Gareth McAuley with the ball for Ipswich
McAuley tried to put the ball behind
Corner
man-eater chimp stepped up and drifted the corner in
McAuley used his head to clear the ball
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
Stu threw the ball in
Benzin came forward
BENZIN SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
43 min Kick Off 0 : 1
Ipswich got the action underway
45 min Added Time 0 : 1
2 minutes of added time were to be played
45+1 min Substitution 0 : 1
GRcade made a half time change, introducing Caliban in place of Roonmastor
46 min Kick Off 0 : 1
GRcade got the action underway
48 min melatonin Goal 0 : 2
melatonin was free of the last defender
melatonin was there to apply the finish
MELATONIN SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
50 min Kick Off 0 : 2
Ipswich Kicked Off
54 min Substitution 0 : 2
melatonin whipped in the freekick
SpaceJebus took the ball forward
SpaceJebus hit a 20 yard ball ahead of jamcc
Fülöp saved and held onto the ball
Fülöp hit it forward to Le Marchand
Maxime Le Marchand ran with the ball
Le Marchand found da Costa with a low pass right
da Costa with the ball for Ipswich
da Costa passed it right to McAuley
McAuley with the ball for Ipswich
Gareth McAuley played the backpass
Fülöp brought the ball forward
Fülöp hit it forward to John-Baptiste
John-Baptiste advanced with the ball
John-Baptiste found Ziani with a low forward pass
Ziani kept the ball moving
Ziani passed it left to Jennings
Jennings ran with the ball
Jennings played a good ball for Civelli
Luciano Civelli with the ball for Ipswich
Civelli put a low cross in to the far post
Corner
Ipswich made a substitution
Scotland was ready to come on for Harewood
55 min Memento Mori Save 0 : 2
Ziani went across and took the corner
SpaceJebus used his head to clear the ball
Memento Mori did well to turn the ball away
57 min Substitution 0 : 2
GRcade brought a fresh pair of legs on
jamcc came off to be replaced by Hank Scorpio
60 min Corner 0 : 2
Stu with the ball for GRcade
Stu played the ball down the left
Hank Scorpio cut inside with the ball
Hank Scorpio put the ball into the six yard box
Fülöp easily caught the ball
Corner
61 min Fülöp Save 0 : 2
man-eater chimp swung the corner into the box
Priskin climbed above Corazon de Leon and headed clear
Stu flicked the ball onto Hank Scorpio
Hank Scorpio dived and got his head onto the ball
Fülöp saved and held the ball
63 min Corner 0 : 2
Red Devil headed clear the danger
Throw-in
Le Marchand threw the ball in
Red Devil got well above Scotland to win the ball
Red Devil headed the ball
Corner-kick
64 min Memento Mori Save 0 : 2
Karim Ziani came forward
Ziani played the one-two with Scotland
Ziani ran with the ball
Saved by Memento Mori
66 min Benzin Chance 0 : 2
SpaceJebus looked for Hank Scorpio
Hank Scorpio tried to find melatonin with a pass to feet
melatonin with the ball for GRcade
melatonin tried to find Benzin with a pass to feet
Benzin ran with the ball
Benzin blasted the ball towards the top corner
But Benzin sent the ball wide of the mark
70 min Memento Mori Save 0 : 2
man-eater chimp advanced with the ball
man-eater chimp looked for Benzin to his left
Benzin squares the ball left first time to SpaceJebus
SpaceJebus passed it forward first time to Skippy
Skippy showed da Costa a clean set of heels
But it was well wide of the goal
A good chance went begging for Skippy
The ball went out for a goal kick to Ipswich
The goal kick was taken by Fülöp
Stu nicked the ball from the toes of Scotland
Norris slid in on SpaceJebus to perform an excellent tackle
Priskin moved inside the penalty area
Priskin fired it in low and hard
Memento Mori saved and deflected the ball clear
71 min Substitution 0 : 2
Double substitution made by Ipswich
Maxime Le Marchand made for the bench and was replaced by O'Connor
Lee Martin came on for Ziani
76 min Civelli Injury 0 : 2
Luciano Civelli's part in the game was over as he came off the field injured
Luciano Civelli was injured in a challenge with man-eater chimp
80 min Substitution 0 : 2
GRcade were ready to make a substitution
Wiggles came on to replace man-eater chimp
82 min Memento Mori Save 0 : 2
Priskin came forward
Priskin looked for Scotland to run onto his pass
Martin got free in the penalty area
Martin drove the ball at goal
Memento Mori did well to turn the ball round the post
83 min Comment 0 : 2
melatonin had the beating in the air of Tamás Priskin and cleared
Shane O'Connor closed in and intercepted the ball
Shane O'Connor with the ball for Ipswich
O'Connor passed forward to Scotland
Wiggles lost the ball to Scotland's tackle
Scotland picked up on the loose ball
But Scotland put it wide
Goal kick
The Ipswich fans began to exit the stadium
The goal kick was taken by Memento Mori
Skippy tried to get onto the pass
McAuley nodded the ball to Tamás Priskin
Priskin went by the challenge of Benzin
Freekick was given to Ipswich
Benzin upended Priskin
The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Benzin
87 min Skippy Chance 0 : 2
Skippy ran with the ball
Skippy moved inside with the ball
Skippy ran with the ball
Fülöp pushed it away
Skippy pounced on the rebound
Skippy ran with the ball
Skippy got to the loose ball
Skippy tried his luck from an angle
Skippy hit the side netting
90 min Added Time 0 : 2
The fourth official indicated 2 minutes of time added on
90+3 min Full Time 0 : 2
Full time
Stu had been sensational

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23/10 - League Table

[Benzin]

What a finish!

Now I need to do more of it...

[abcd]

Top of the league!!!

Top of the league!!!

[Starbreaker]

See? We don't need high-quality strikers when we've got Benzin!

[Cuttooth]

26/10 - GRcade Pirates vs. Notts County League Cup Fourth Round

Line up

1 min Corner 0 : 0
Skippy was allowed to continue his run
Skippy came forward
Skippy had space to move into
Skippy took the ball forward
Skippy put a low cross in to the near post
Corner-kick to GRcade
2 min Corner 0 : 0
Corner taken by teh bork
Harley headed the ball
Corner-kick to GRcade
4 min Comment 0 : 0
Liam Chilvers advanced with the ball through the driving rain
Benzin slide tackled Chilvers
Benzin went to the byline
teh bork looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner
Caliban powered a header at goal
The ball was cleared off the line by Thornton
5 min Kick Off 0 : 0
andretmzt moved forward with the ball
andretmzt cleared the ball
Roonmastor tried to get onto the pass
Sodje jumped with Roonmastor and cleared the ball
Pearce cleared the ball
An excellent intervention by Pearce
9 min Berrett Injury 0 : 0
James Berrett was ordered off the field for treatment
12 min Burch Save 0 : 0
BTB looked for Benzin
Benzin moved the ball first time for Roonmastor
Roonmastor moved forward with the ball
Burch saved and held onto the ball
14 min Corner 0 : 0
Roonmastor continued unchallenged
Roonmastor passed left to Benzin
Benzin block tackled Harley
Jon Harley made a good sliding challenge on Benzin
Chilvers cleared the ball
Corner
18 min Judge Chance 0 : 0
Brandy got free of any defenders
Brandy with the ball for Notts Co
andretmzt got behind the shot but couldn't keep hold of the wet ball
BTB cleared the ball
However the shot went wide
22 min Burch Save 0 : 0
CaptainCalcium fed the ball to melatonin in the area
melatonin took the ball forward
melatonin centred the ball
Neal Bishop failed to reach the ball
Burch stabbed the ball forward
Burch fisted the ball away!
Benzin out-jumped Berrett
Header by Benzin
Burch gathered the ball safely
24 min Benzin Injury 0 : 0
Benzin was ordered off the field for treatment
Benzin had collided with Thornton
26 min Kick Off 0 : 0
Krystian Pearce looked for the pass right to Sodje
Sodje put his foot on the ball
Sam Sodje played the ball forward
Alan Judge brought the ball forward
blackoutHERO scrambled the ball away
An excellent intervention by blackoutHERO
30 min Corner 0 : 0
Harley with the ball for Notts Co
Jon Harley put the ball out for a throw in
Skippy threw the ball in
Benzin came forward
Benzin centred the ball
Corner-kick
32 min Skippy Chance 0 : 0
CaptainCalcium took the play inside
CaptainCalcium continued unchallenged
CaptainCalcium moved forward with the ball
CaptainCalcium knocked a lovely ball for Skippy
Good play by Skippy in making himself some space
Skippy drove the ball at goal
He put it horribly wide
He holds his head in his hands, it was a sitter and he knows it
34 min Burch Save 0 : 0
BTB tried to hold up the play
BTB found Caliban with a low pass right
Caliban paused and waited for support
Caliban found Benzin with a low forward pass
Benzin took the ball inside the area
Burch got across to tip it wide
It was an excellent GRcade move
Corner-kick
42 min Comment 0 : 0
Skippy came forward
Skippy laid it left to Roonmastor
melatonin got into the box
melatonin found himself in some space
melatonin moved in on goal
But melatonin couldn't get it on target
It looked a certain goal, he really should have hit the back of the net
The ball went out for a goal kick to Notts Co
GRcade piled on the pressure
45+1 min Added Time 0 : 0
Freekick was given to GRcade
melatonin was tripped by Bishop
Howard Webb showed Bishop a yellow card
2 minutes of injury time were to be played
45+1 min Substitution 0 : 0
GRcade made a half time change, introducing Hank Scorpio in place of Benzin
46 min Kick Off 0 : 0
GRcade Kicked Off
51 min CaptainCalcium Chance 0 : 0
Hank Scorpio advanced with the ball
Hank Scorpio tried to find BTB with a pass to feet
BTB moved the ball first time for CaptainCalcium
CaptainCalcium took the ball into the box
CaptainCalcium took the ball past Neilson
CaptainCalcium hit it high and hard towards goal
Burch got up to tip it over
A wasted opportunity for GRcade
Corner
52 min Comment 0 : 0
BTB picked up Stu's fine pass
BTB brought the ball through the centre once more
BTB ran with the ball
Burch could only parry it
The rebound fell to Roonmastor
Good play by Roonmastor in making himself some space
Roonmastor tried a left footed volley
Roonmastor hit the post
That should have been a goal
The assistant referee raised his flag...
Roonmastor was offside
Freekick to Notts Co
Notts Co looked to weather the storm
Burch hit a 35 yard ball forward to Liam Chilvers
Chilvers came forward
Liam Chilvers moved the ball forward for Harley
Harley brought the ball forward
Harley tried to find Neal Bishop with pass to the right
Neal Bishop ran with the ball
A freekick was awarded
Bishop was tripped by melatonin
The referee showed melatonin a yellow card
Krystian Pearce played the ball down the left
Harley moved inside the penalty area
Jon Harley ran with the ball
Harley played the ball back to Chilvers
Chilvers curled it first time to the near post
blackoutHERO failed to reach the ball
Hank Scorpio cleared the ball
Neilson played the one-two with Berrett
Neilson took the play inside
Neilson looked for Bishop
Bishop kept the ball moving
Bishop laid it forward to Berrett
James Berrett came forward
An inch perfect tackle from BTB, winning the ball from Berrett
CaptainCalcium moved forward with the ball
GRcade tried to launch a counter attack
CaptainCalcium crossed the halfway line with the ball
CaptainCalcium moved forward with the ball
Notts Co were backing off CaptainCalcium
CaptainCalcium got to the byline
CaptainCalcium tried to get the cross in from the left
Corner-kick
55 min Stu Goal 1 : 0
teh bork stepped up and drifted the corner in
Berrett used his head to clear the ball
Stu made a great interception
Stu brought the ball forward
Stu blasted a banana shot from outside of the area
STU SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
It was hit from all of 30 yards
STU SCORED A FABULOUS GOAL
57 min Substitution 1 : 0
Notts Co brought a fresh pair of legs on
Burgess on for Bishop
57 min Kick Off 1 : 0
Notts Co Kicked Off
Ben Burgess tried to find Thornton with a pass to feet
Thornton held up the ball
Thornton passed it right to Neilson
Neilson came forward
Neilson passed forward to Judge
Judge moved forward with the ball
Freekick was given
Stu tripped Judge
Howard Webb showed Stu a yellow card
66 min CaptainCalcium Goal 2 : 0
CaptainCalcium took the ball forward
CaptainCalcium played the ball to Roonmastor's feet
Roonmastor kept the ball moving
Roonmastor looked for Hank Scorpio
Hank Scorpio with the ball for GRcade
Hank Scorpio shot for the top corner
But Hank Scorpio missed by a mile
Goal kick
Burch restarted the game from the goal kick
Brandy looked to latch onto it
Burgess took the ball forward
teh bork got across well to perfectly tackle the ball
Caliban ran with the ball
Caliban played it back to the keeper
andretmzt removed the danger
melatonin took the ball forward
GRcade tried to launch a counter attack
melatonin laid it forward to Roonmastor
Roonmastor brought the ball forward
Roonmastor had space to move into
Roonmastor came forward
Notts Co were inviting Roonmastor onto them
Roonmastor brought the ball into the area
Burch made a fingertip save to divert the ball over
It would have been some goal by Roonmastor
Corner
Notts Co changed to a 4-4-2
teh bork stepped up and drifted the corner in
Berrett headed the ball to safety
Brandy showed Stu a clean set of heels
Freekick was given to GRcade
Febian Brandy fouls Stu by holding onto his shirt
Brandy was booked for persistent fouls
Stu played the ball forward
Burch jumped and caught the ball
But Burch couldn’t secure the ball!
CaptainCalcium block tackled Neilson
The rebound fell to CaptainCalcium
CaptainCalcium had the goal at his mercy!
Judge cleared the ball from danger
Burgess brought the ball forward
He continued to bring the ball forward unchallenged
Burgess moved forward with the ball
An inch perfect tackle from Stu, winning the ball from Burgess
Throw-in
teh bork threw the ball in
Skippy played the ball to melatonin's feet
melatonin found BTB with a low first time pass left
BTB advanced with the ball
BTB played a pinpoint pass to CaptainCalcium
CaptainCalcium was unmarked
Space opened up for CaptainCalcium
CaptainCalcium bore down on goal
CaptainCalcium found himself in some space
CAPTAINCALCIUM SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
68 min Substitution 2 : 0
Notts Co made a change to their side
Burgess jogged off and was replaced by Mike Edwards
68 min Kick Off 2 : 0
Notts Co Kicked Off
Thornton passed back first time to Edwards
Mike Edwards tried to hold up the play
Edwards played the ball right to Neilson's feet
Neilson took the ball forward
Neilson laid it forward to Judge
Alan Judge moved forward with the ball
Stu slide tackled Judge
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
Notts Co changed to a 4-5-1
Neilson moved across to take his side's throw-in
Brandy got past CaptainCalcium
Brandy went to the byline
CaptainCalcium made a rather wild clearance
Corner
73 min Corner 2 : 0
Brandy continued into the penalty area
GRcade were backing off Brandy
Brandy ran with the ball
Brandy centred the ball
Corner
74 min CaptainCalcium Goal 3 : 0
Hank Scorpio tried to find Roonmastor with a forward pass to run onto
Roonmastor brought the ball forward
Roonmastor had space to move into
Roonmastor brought the ball inside
Roonmastor centred the ball
CaptainCalcium was first to the rebound
CaptainCalcium's volley
THAT WAS HIS SECOND GOAL OF THE GAME
75 min Substitution 3 : 0
Notts Co brought a fresh pair of legs on
Vidal took to the field to replace Neilson
76 min Kick Off 3 : 0
Notts Co got the action underway
Berrett half volleyed the ball back 25 yards towards Sodje
Sam Sodje was deep inside his own half
Sodje found Vidal with a low pass right
Vidal kept the ball moving
Vidal tried to find Judge with a forward pass to feet
Judge moved forward with the ball
Alan Judge played the ball ahead looking for Brandy
Brandy showed blackoutHERO a clean set of heels
Brandy kept the ball moving
Brandy tried a long range effort
Febian Brandy struck it just over the bar
79 min Burch Save 3 : 0
Vidal put the ball out for a throw in
Stu threw the ball in
melatonin curled it first time in to the far post
Skippy headed the ball
It was no problem for Burch
82 min Judge Chance 3 : 0
Berrett came forward
Berrett tried to find Brandy with a pass to feet
Brandy with the ball for Notts Co
andretmzt pushed it away
The ball fell to Judge
Judge found himself in some space
Judge took the ball on the bounce and shot
He should have scored
83 min Stu Chance 3 : 0
The goal kick was taken by andretmzt
melatonin tried to get onto the pass
Headed by melatonin
Howard Webb gave GRcade a free kick
Pearce backed into and fouled Roonmastor
Stu stepped up and struck the freekick
Stu was close, but the ball went just over the top of the bar
85 min Brandy Goal 3 : 1
Brandy and Alan Judge exchanged passes
Brandy came forward
Brandy tried to find Thornton with pass to the left
Thornton brought the ball forward
Thornton played the ball to Jon Harley's feet
Jon Harley played a lovely ball for Brandy
Febian Brandy was in a dangerous position
Febian Brandy did well to take the ball into the penalty area
BRANDY SCORED FOR NOTTS CO!!
86 min Kick Off 3 : 1
GRcade got the action underway
90 min Added Time 3 : 1
2 minutes of injury time were to be played
Vidal played the ball down the line for Brandy
Brandy came forward
Brandy passed back to Vidal
Vidal came forward
Vidal passed back to Pearce
Pearce came forward
Pearce played the ball forward
Judge came forward
Judge took the ball right to the byline
Judge put the ball into the six yard box
teh bork got up to head the ball clear
Thornton did well to spot and intercept the pass
Sean Thornton with the ball for Notts Co
andretmzt saved and held onto the ball
90+3 min Full Time 3 : 1
Full time
CaptainCalcium had been sensational

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29/10 - For the League Cup Quarter Final; GRcade will travel to Aston Villa, the team that knocked them out in last year's competition

[abcd]

WHAT A SCREAMER!!!!

Goal of the century.

[Count Nood]

It was a Stupendous goal.

[Starbreaker]

It was a Stupendous goal.

Genuine lol.

[Cuttooth]

29/10 - GRcade Pirates vs. West Bromwich Albion

Line up

1 min Kick Off 0 : 0
GRcade kicked off
3 min Mulumbu Warning 0 : 0
jamcc advanced with the ball
jamcc exchanged passes with SpaceJebus
jamcc came forward on the wet surface
jamcc was tripped by Mulumbu
Free kick to GRcade
The referee lectured Mulumbu
6 min Benzin Goal 1 : 0
melatonin ran with the ball
melatonin looked for Benzin to his right
Jara could not stop Benzin going past him
Space opened up for Benzin
Benzin bore down on goal
Space opened up for Benzin
Benzin moved in on goal
Benzin got free of any defenders
BENZIN SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
7 min Kick Off 1 : 0
West Brom Kicked Off
11 min Jara Yellow Card 1 : 0
Freekick to GRcade
Mulumbu tripped Benzin
Anthony Taylor showed Youssuf Mulumbu a yellow card
Stu played the ball forward
Scott Carson caught the ball
Scott Carson looked to play the ball long to Cech
Cech tried to hold up the play
Cech passed it forward to Jerome Thomas
Thomas kept the ball moving
West Brom tried to launch a counter attack
Thomas kept the ball moving
Thomas moved the ball forward for Dorrans
Graham Dorrans looked for Mulumbu
Red Devil cut out the pass
Red Devil passed back for man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp took the ball forward
man-eater chimp tried to find Benzin with a pass to feet
Benzin strode forward in the rain
Benzin looked for Red Devil
Red Devil looked for Corazon de Leon to his left with a first time pass
Corazon de Leon moved forward with the ball
Corazon de Leon passed it back to the keeper
Memento Mori moved forward with the ball
Memento Mori hit it forward to Stu
Stu ran with the ball
Stu passed to Corazon de Leon
Corazon de Leon kept the ball moving
Corazon de Leon moved the ball forward for SpaceJebus
SpaceJebus with the ball for GRcade
SpaceJebus found Benzin with a low pass right
Benzin with the ball for GRcade
Benzin passed along the floor for melatonin to pick it up
melatonin played it past Meïté
melatonin looked for Roonmastor
Roonmastor advanced with the ball through the driving rain
Freekick was given to GRcade
Jara tripped Roonmastor
Anthony Taylor reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Jara
Stu found SpaceJebus with a low first time pass left
SpaceJebus advanced with the ball
SpaceJebus played the ball into the area for jamcc
Stu took the ball past Zuiverloon
Stu with the ball for GRcade
Stu centred the ball
Corner-kick
13 min Carson Save 1 : 0
man-eater chimp aimed the corner for the near post
Red Devil rose bravely above Tamas to win the ball
Red Devil headed the ball
Carson managed to get himself between the ball and the goal
14 min Corner 1 : 0
Gabriel Tamas put the ball out for a throw in
man-eater chimp stepped up and drifted the corner in
Bednar tried to head the ball behind
Corner-kick
15 min Corner 1 : 0
man-eater chimp went across and took the corner
Gabriel Tamas jumped with Corazon de Leon and won the ball
Gabriel Tamas headed the ball behind
Corner
21 min Corner 1 : 0
melatonin advanced with the ball
melatonin looked for jamcc
jamcc moved forward with the ball
Tamas did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Tamas hit a first time 25 yard ball forward to Morrison
Corner
24 min Roonmastor Goal 2 : 0
Corazon de Leon made the clearance
SpaceJebus fed the ball first time to melatonin
melatonin advanced with the ball
melatonin played the ball to Roonmastor's feet
Roonmastor advanced with the ball
Space opened up for Roonmastor
Roonmastor got into the area
Roonmastor got free of any defenders
Roonmastor drove first time right footed
ROONMASTOR SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
26 min Kick Off 2 : 0
West Brom Kicked Off
28 min Roonmastor Chance 2 : 0
Corazon de Leon advanced with the ball through the driving rain
Corazon de Leon hit a 25 yard ball forward to melatonin
melatonin came forward
melatonin knocked a lovely ball for Roonmastor
Roonmastor advanced on the keeper
Roonmastor tried to flight the ball over Carson
But he couldn't direct it goalwards
31 min Morrison Yellow Card 2 : 0
Skippy went down after a trip by Cech
A freekick was awarded to GRcade
Marek Cech was shown a yellow card
Stu played the ball forward
Mulumbu jumped with Corazon de Leon and cleared the ball
man-eater chimp jumped above Morrison
Morrison upended man-eater chimp by tripping him over
Freekick was given
The referee reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for Morrison
Stu struck the freekick
Corner
33 min Benzin Chance 2 : 0
Tamas scrambled the ball away
man-eater chimp headed the ball upfield to Benzin
Skippy tried to come through on the inside
Skippy put the ball into the six yard box
Benzin continued into the penalty area
But it was well wide of the goal
36 min Thomas Warning 2 : 0
Roonmastor showed Meïté a clean set of heels
Roonmastor ran with the ball
Roonmastor passed it down the right to man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp came forward
man-eater chimp crossed the ball low from the right
Corner
man-eater chimp ran up to try an out-swinging ball from the corner
Cech jumped with jamcc and cleared the ball
Bednar block tackled Stu
Bednar brought the ball forward
Roman Bednar exchanged passes with Cech
Bednar ran with the ball
Bednar hit a 40 yard ball ahead of Thomas
Corazon de Leon misjudged the header
But Stu read the game well to cut out the pass
Stu came forward
Freekick was given to GRcade
Thomas tripped Stu
Thomas was given a stern telling off
40 min Roonmastor Chance 2 : 0
Roonmastor brought the ball over the halfway line
West Brom were backing off Roonmastor
Roonmastor managed to get the ball into the area
Roonmastor found himself in some space
Roonmastor continued into the penalty area
The goalkeeper felt safe to wave the ball wide
42 min Thomas Injury 2 : 0
Thomas was in need of the physio and hobbled off for treatment
Thomas had collided with man-eater chimp
45 min SpaceJebus Chance 2 : 0
man-eater chimp looked for Skippy in front of him
Skippy came forward
Skippy passed forward to Benzin
Benzin moved the play to the right wing
A superb sliding tackle from Mulumbu to dispossess Benzin
Corner
Benzin was in need of the physio and hobbled off for treatment
Benzin was injured by Mulumbu
man-eater chimp aimed the corner at the far post
Tamas climbed above melatonin and headed clear
It was well intercepted by man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp ran with the ball
man-eater chimp tried to get the cross in from the right to the far post
Corazon de Leon jumped above Dorrans
Corazon de Leon got up to head at goal
The ball went clean over the bar
Goal kick
2 minutes of added time were to be played
The goal kick was taken by Carson
Red Devil headed the ball on
Zuiverloon did well to spot and intercept the pass
Zuiverloon kept the ball moving
West Brom were backing off Roonmastor
GRcade had a chance to launch a counter attack
Roonmastor worked the ball inside
Roonmastor came forward
Roonmastor played the ball ahead of SpaceJebus
SpaceJebus advanced with the ball
The ball hit the upright and rebounded away
45+3 min Corner 2 : 0
Dorrans moved forward with the ball
Dorrans passed it back to Zuiverloon
Zuiverloon jinked past jamcc
Zuiverloon with the ball for West Brom
Zuiverloon centred the ball
Corner
45+1 min End Of First Half 2 : 0
Half time
melatonin had been sensational in the first half
47 min jamcc Goal 3 : 0
mad dwarfer replaced Benzin at half time
West Brom got the game underway
Fortuné passed to Mulumbu
Mulumbu was forced to hold onto the ball
Youssuf Mulumbu played the ball back to Jara
Jara advanced with the ball
Jara played it left towards Cech
Cech brought the ball forward
Cech knocked it down the line for Brunt
Chris Brunt moved forward with the ball
Brunt dribbled past man-eater chimp
Brunt strode forward in the rain
Brunt looked for Dorrans to his right
Graham Dorrans tackled mad dwarfer
Dorrans took the ball forward
Held by Memento Mori
Memento Mori hit it forward to Stu
Stu advanced with the ball
Stu laid it forward to jamcc
jamcc kept the ball moving
jamcc passed along the floor for melatonin to pick it up
melatonin brought the play over the halfway line
melatonin passed to Roonmastor
Roonmastor ran with the ball
Meïté cleared the ball
Meïté did well to avert the danger
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
West Brom brought a fresh face into the game
Pablo came on for Meïté
Stu passed down the line for melatonin
melatonin robbed Graham Dorrans
Freekick was given
melatonin had his shirt pulled by Graham Dorrans
melatonin appeared to dive
The referee reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for Graham Dorrans
Stu hit a first time 35 yard ball right to Corazon de Leon
Corazon de Leon ran at the heart of the West Brom defence
Corazon de Leon advanced with the ball
Fortuné removed the danger
SpaceJebus took the ball forward
SpaceJebus passed along the floor for Stu to pick it up down the left
Stu ran with the ball
Stu fed the ball forward to jamcc
jamcc with the ball for GRcade
JAMCC SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
jamcc scored a trademark strike
JAMCC SCORED WITH A GREAT STRIKE
West Brom had a mountain to climb
55 min Fortuné Chance 3 : 0
West Brom Kicked Off
Roman Bednar looked for Dorrans
Dorrans came forward
Dorrans hit the ball back 30 yards towards Cech
Cech ran with the ball
The ball was played all the way back to Carson
Jara cleared the ball
The ball was played all the way back to Scott Carson
Carson removed the danger
Chris Brunt tried to get onto the pass
Chris Brunt climbed above man-eater chimp
Chris Brunt flicked the ball on
Corazon de Leon had no problem in intercepting the ball
Corazon de Leon headed the ball clear
melatonin came forward
melatonin looked for man-eater chimp to his right
man-eater chimp came forward
man-eater chimp looked for Skippy in front of him
Skippy came forward
Skippy fed the ball left to melatonin
melatonin ran with the ball
melatonin moved the ball back for man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp kept the ball moving
man-eater chimp passed it forward to Skippy
Skippy delayed playing the ball
Skippy exchanged passes with melatonin
Skippy came forward
Skippy put a low cross in to the near post
Corner
Corner taken by man-eater chimp
Brunt headed the ball to safety
Stu cut out the pass
Stu kept the play moving down the left
Fortuné surged past Stu!
Freekick was given
Fortuné fouls Stu by holding onto his shirt
Stu played the ball forward
Gianni Zuiverloon tried to head the ball behind
Corner
man-eater chimp ran up to try an out-swinging ball from the corner
Roonmastor looked to latch onto it
Roonmastor came forward on the wet surface
Throw-in
Zuiverloon threw the ball back into play
Fortuné got his head to the ball
Corazon de Leon did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Corazon de Leon came forward
Corazon de Leon played the one-two with Stu
Corazon de Leon advanced with the ball
Corazon de Leon played the ball to Stu's feet
Stu advanced with the ball
The ball was played all the way back to Memento Mori
Memento Mori kept the ball moving
Memento Mori looked to play the ball long to man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp came forward
man-eater chimp looked for melatonin in front of him
melatonin came forward
melatonin passed right to mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer passed to Roonmastor
Pablo got in and cleared the danger
An excellent intervention by Pablo
man-eater chimp read the game well to intercept the ball
man-eater chimp ran with the ball
man-eater chimp passed to mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer found Skippy with a low first time pass down the right flank
Skippy took the ball forward
Skippy tried to find man-eater chimp with a pass to feet
man-eater chimp got past Graham Dorrans
man-eater chimp put a low cross in to the near post
Mulumbu made it first to the ball and intercepted
Mulumbu removed the danger
Stu made it first to the ball and intercepted
Stu moved forward with the ball
Stu played the ball ahead looking for jamcc
jamcc took the ball forward
jamcc looked for mad dwarfer to his right
mad dwarfer brought the ball forward
mad dwarfer angled the ball out left for Stu
Stu kept the ball moving
Stu found SpaceJebus with a low pass right
SpaceJebus passed forward first time to jamcc
jamcc moved forward with the ball
jamcc passed along the floor for mad dwarfer to pick it up
mad dwarfer played it past Brunt
mad dwarfer was in a dangerous position
mad dwarfer bore down on goal
Carson saved and clutched the ball gratefully to his chest
Carson hit a 25 yard ball forward to Cech
Marek Cech kept the ball moving
Cech tried to find Gonzalo Jara with a pass to feet
Jara moved forward with the ball
Jara looked to play the ball long to Brunt
Chris Brunt came forward
Brunt's fine pass picked up Bednar
Bednar took the ball forward
man-eater chimp succesfully won the ball from Bednar
man-eater chimp took the ball forward
GRcade had a chance to launch a counter attack
man-eater chimp played the ball forward to melatonin's feet
melatonin searched out Roonmastor first time
Roonmastor brought the ball forward
Roonmastor looked for melatonin in front of him
Jara got to the ball first
Jara tried to find Dorrans with a pass to feet
Graham Dorrans moved forward with the ball
Dorrans passed it forward to Bednar
Roman Bednar came forward
Bednar moved the ball right for Fortuné
Fortuné with the ball for West Brom
Fortuné saw Memento Mori off his line and chipped from distance
But it came back off the crossbar!
Red Devil headed clear the danger
Stu had the beating in the air of Morrison and cleared
Corazon de Leon passed it forward first time to melatonin
melatonin looked up and swung a first time pass right towards Skippy
Skippy took the ball forward
Skippy continued unchallenged
Cech cleanly tackled the ball
The ball went out for a throw-in
man-eater chimp threw the ball back into play
Red Devil came forward
Red Devil played the ball to man-eater chimp's feet
man-eater chimp kept the ball moving
man-eater chimp played the ball forward to Skippy's feet
Skippy moved forward with the ball
Graham Dorrans cleanly tackled the ball
He looked really fired up!
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
man-eater chimp played the ball down the line for melatonin
melatonin came forward
melatonin looked for man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp took the ball forward
man-eater chimp passed forward to Skippy
Skippy skipped past Cech
Skippy put a low cross in to the far post
Jara failed to reach the ball
Pablo closed in and intercepted the ball
Pablo hoofed the ball clear
Stu read the game well to intercept the ball
Stu ran with the ball
Stu played the ball to SpaceJebus' feet
SpaceJebus played the ball first time to jamcc's feet
jamcc held up the ball
jamcc looked for mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer came forward
Mulumbu took the ball past SpaceJebus
Mulumbu advanced with the ball
Mulumbu looked for Bednar
Bednar looked for Pablo to his right with a first time pass
Pablo brought the ball forward
Pablo played the ball forward
Fortuné got free of any defenders
Fortuné continued into the box
Excellent sliding tackle from Corazon de Leon, easily dispossessing Marc-Antoine Fortuné
Corner
60 min Memento Mori Save 3 : 0
Zuiverloon took the ball forward
Zuiverloon laid it left to Youssuf Mulumbu
SpaceJebus could not stop Mulumbu going past him
Memento Mori gathered the ball safely
64 min Corner 3 : 0
melatonin played the ball to Skippy's feet
Skippy took the ball forward
Skippy found Roonmastor with a low pass into the area
Roonmastor ran with the ball
Roonmastor blasted the ball towards the top corner
Corner
66 min Substitution 3 : 0
GRcade looked to alter things by bringing on a substitute
Hank Scorpio was ready to come on for melatonin
68 min Skippy Injury 3 : 0
Skippy was in a lot of pain and had to go off
69 min Substitution 3 : 0
Substitution by GRcade
puppetBoy replaced the injured Skippy
72 min Corner 3 : 0
Zuiverloon moved forward with the ball
Zuiverloon's fine pass picked up Dorrans
Graham Dorrans took the ball forward
Dorrans looked for James Morrison in the penalty area
Corazon de Leon made a good sliding challenge on Morrison
Corner
77 min Roonmastor Chance 3 : 0
Roonmastor was tripped by Pablo
Freekick was given to GRcade
Pablo was shown a yellow card
Hank Scorpio whipped in the freekick
SpaceJebus kept the ball moving
SpaceJebus smashed the ball towards the top corner
But SpaceJebus couldn't get it on target
Goal kick
Carson restarted the game from the goal kick
Dorrans tried to get onto the pass
mad dwarfer jumped with Dorrans and won the ball
mad dwarfer headed the ball on
Jara closed in and intercepted the ball
Jara advanced with the ball
Jara lost out to Roonmastor
Roonmastor was in a dangerous position
Roonmastor unleashed a fierce drive high at goal
A real chance wasted for GRcade
79 min Corner 3 : 0
Roonmastor came forward
Roonmastor laid it back to jamcc
jamcc advanced with the ball
An inch perfect tackle from Dorrans, winning the ball from jamcc
Dorrans was playing with real passion
Corner
85 min SpaceJebus Goal 4 : 0
puppetBoy was allowed to continue his run
puppetBoy took the ball right to the byline
puppetBoy was allowed to continue his run
puppetBoy sent the ball far post from the right with a first time cross
The head of jamcc met the ball
Gonzalo Jara headed the ball to safety
SpaceJebus robbed Fortuné
SpaceJebus took the ball past Marc-Antoine Fortuné
SpaceJebus hit it high and hard towards goal
SPACEJEBUS SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
It was a cracking effort from 20 yards out
SPACEJEBUS SCORED A SUPERB EFFORT
86 min Kick Off 4 : 0
West Brom got the action underway
Roman Bednar passed to Dorrans
Dorrans came forward
Dorrans fed the ball left to Mulumbu
Mulumbu kept the ball moving
Mulumbu played the ball left to Cech's feet
Cech moved forward with the ball
Cech found Brunt with a low forward pass
Chris Brunt moved forward with the ball
Brunt moved the ball right for Mulumbu
Youssuf Mulumbu passed to Bednar
Roman Bednar took the ball forward
Roman Bednar exchanged passes with Dorrans
Bednar found Fortuné with a low forward first time pass
Fortuné took the ball into the box
Memento Mori saved and held the ball
It was an excellent West Brom move
88 min Dorrans Chance 4 : 0
Chris Brunt looked to play the ball long to Roman Bednar
Bednar took the ball past Red Devil
Roman Bednar took the ball forward
Graham Dorrans came forward
Dorrans tried the spectacular!
He hit it on the volley
But Graham Dorrans didn't connect properly and sent the ball wide
90 min Added Time 4 : 0
2 minutes of injury time were to be played
90+3 min Full Time 4 : 0
Brunt took the throw-in
Bednar put his foot on the ball
Bednar looked for Brunt
Brunt passed first time along the floor for Dorrans to pick it up in the area
Dorrans ran with the ball
But Dorrans couldn't get it on target
Goal kick
A match where melatonin had run West Brom ragged came to an end

Match overview / stats
Player ratings / stats

Goal Highlights

29/10 - Skippy out for 3 weeks with a twisted knee

31/10 - League Table

1/11 - Stu, jamcc, and SpaceJebus are named in the Premier League Team of the Week
- SpaceJebus scoops the Young Player of the Month award ahead of Skippy and Phil Jones
- A consecutive Manager of the Month award for Cuttooth

- Team Stats

COSMO WATCH
- Since we last looked, Cosmo has made two more league starts and a league substitution appearance, as well as a Coupe de la Ligue start for Olympique Lyonnais

[PuppetBoy]

Oh no! An injury to Skippy.

This could be my chance.

[BTB]

90% pass completion

And a defence splitting assist against Notts County.

Though I wish I had out MC as my secondary position, instead of just being DM

[Benzin]

Easy! Easy! Easy!

Some great goals being scored atm... By the whole team...

[PatSharpsMullet]

How many fit players do we have left?

[CaptainCalcium]

BTB played a pinpoint pass to CaptainCalcium
CaptainCalcium was unmarked
Space opened up for CaptainCalcium
CaptainCalcium bore down on goal
CaptainCalcium found himself in some space
CAPTAINCALCIUM SCORED FOR GRCADE!!

Roonmastor centred the ball
CaptainCalcium was first to the rebound
CaptainCalcium's volley
THAT WAS HIS SECOND GOAL OF THE GAME
CaptainCalcium had been sensational

2 goals, an 8.8 rating and man of the match? Best day ever.

[SpaceJebus]

Holy gooseberry fool, that West Brom game is by far my best performance so far. Everyone seems to have really upped their games so far this season and we are playing really well as a team, hopefully we can all keep it up.

[abcd]

I hope we can keep it up. At this rate, we're on for a trophy.

[Preezy]

Preezy comes to watch his fellow teammates train as he recovers from injury, whilst also showing off his latest comic purchase